A man phoned police after his neighbour…Broke in? Threatened him?
… posted a giant photo of a grinning Sir Cliff Richard in the window overlooking his dining room.I…
James Maltby said the image of the beaming pop star was “creepy” but police told him they could not do anything about the picture – because it was not a zombie.Say what..?!?
“They said if it was a picture of a zombie they could do something about it, but because it is a picture of a face they cannot.”Really? A picture of a zombie would be illegal? What else is illegal, the Loch Ness Monster? Bigfoot?
And…how are police supposed to request the public’s assistance in the expected zombie outbreak if they can’t put up ‘Crimewatch’ posters?
My god! This could be the end of us!
The neighbour, James Dean, said he was “surprised to find myself amidst a most bizarre misunderstanding” and the image was posted by a “comrade” as a “comical greeting”.*baffled face*