Tuesday, 19 June 2018

Epitaph...

After the case, Connor’s mum Michelle Hitchman said: “The death of my son has caused much heartache and self-destruction, not just to myself but to everyone who knew him. Connor was a loveable rogue and a free spirit.
Oh oh!
“He was loving and caring and he would do anything for anyone. Our hearts will forever be broken and I will forever mourn the loss of my son.
“I wish for us to be alone in peace to grieve.”
Hmm, it seems comments have been left open. I wonder if th...

Ah!

The judge didn't quite put it like that, but he left everyone in no doubt that Ms Hitchman's recollection of her little angel might not quite match with reality:
Judge Gold QC said: “The background to this case amounts to problems between your friends and Connor’s. He and his group were assaulting other boys, recording it on their phones and posting it on social media. Had that behaviour been reported then it could have been dealt with and Connor could well be here today.”
I'm not so sure the outcome would have been that much better if he had.

If You Go Down In The Woods Today...

...you're sure of a big surprise. The chavshrines have been removed!
A woman and her family have been left distraught after tributes left on her late sister’s grave were cleared away.
'Tributes', eh? I can just imagine...
...the family were shocked to discover that decades worth of trinkets and memorabilia, even a hand-made fence around the perimeter of the plot, had been removed by site staff.
Decades worth. Decades!
Ms Goddard said: “If we, as many families do, remember our family member with decorations and memorabilia, then that is our choice. My parents paid for the plot, and now they are being told that they can’t grieve in the way they have for 20 years? I think that is so wrong.
“Some of the plots have been there for thirty or forty years, and I hate to think that an older person who can only visit their child’s grave once a year might go and discover all those personal items missing.”
So this came out of the blue, did it?
Councillor Andrew Moring, executive councillor of corporate and community support at Southend Council said: “Letters were sent to families with officially adopted memorials in November 2017, and notices have been displayed ever since by the memorabilia, so that anyone who hasn’t had official adopted memorials or left their contact details, could be made aware.
“Please be assured, we are not removing any plots. The greatest care has been taken since this work was began on 8th May 2018. We have started to remove all the informal memorabilia that has badly deteriorated and has not been visited for years.
"We took photos of all the sites and numbered them. We are carefully removing the items, boxing them up and are putting a photo on the box so they can be easily recognised. They will be stored for up to six months for collection by the parents.
“We appreciate that many families want to have memorials by their plots, and we offer a range of official adopted memorials, details of which are available at the cemetery office.
“The council is responsible for the area, but has been working closely with Essex Sands to find ways of creating a more pleasant and appropriate environment for the baby and child memorial area.”
Translation: "Enough is enough! Take your moldy teddy bears and ghastly plastic orchids home!"

Monday, 18 June 2018

Entitlement Wars!

A Blue Badge owner has accused Dartford Heath Retail Park of discrimination after...
Oh boy! *settles in with popcorn*
...the disabled parking spaces in its car park were repainted.
Eh? To a colour that upset the colourblind?
Helen Staniforth, 49, drove to Dunelm at the park on Monday afternoon to do some shopping.
When she arrived, she realised the disabled spaces, which are closer to the shop for easy access, had been changed to also cater for parents and children.
Ah! Now I see the problem.
"It's discrimination against disabled people," she told News Shopper.
The mother-of-three added: "I understand you do need spaces for mothers and babies because you need more space to take the car seat out."
But she said there was "no point" in having disabled bays at all if they were dual-use.
Yes, it's 'My needs are greater than yours!' again.
News Shopper contacted London Metric for an explanation as to why the bays had been changed.
A spokesman for the company said: "It is our intention to reinstate a minimum of two of the bays for disabled use only.
"Thereafter, we will monitor usage and feedback.
"We understand the importance of accessibility for all and apologise for parking problems that this has caused in the meantime."
There you go! I now eagerly await the mums with pushchairs registering their disapproval.

Aristocrats Aren't What They Used To Be....

A cousin of the Duchess of Cornwall has been fined £500 after admitting owning a dog that attacked four people.
Not a Staffie, you'll note...
Camilla Parker Bowles’s cousin shouted “get off my land” as the animal went for a 46-year-old jogger, her 58-year-old husband on a bike and the hikers, who were in their 70s.
He made “no attempt” to leash the animal – a breed engineered in 1955 for use in operations by Czech special forces.
Sounds like an expensive beast, and I thought the landed gentry were all really quite poor?
Edmonstone, 46 – the son of Sir Archibald Edmonstone, the 7th baronet of Duntreath Castle – appeared at Stirling Sheriff Court in cuffs, having been jailed for 21 months in February over £60,000 benefit frauds.
Oh!
Sheriff William Gilchrist fined Edmonstone but refused to ban him from keeping dogs in the future.
*rolls eyes*
Sundance, bought for £2000, was returned it to its breeder without a refund to Edmonstone.
Well, it did its job, so I guess no refund was forthcoming!

Saturday, 16 June 2018

This Is What Happens When You Appease Lunatics

My hometown became a foodie paradise starting a decade or so ago, when I lived in California. At first it was beautiful. With each visit home, I noticed new food carts selling everything from Korean tacos and Thai-Hainanese chicken and rice to Texas-style pulled pork. Later came breweries, exotic doughnut shops and haute-hipster ice-cream parlors.
But these days politics is ruining the scene.
Just like everything else.
One of the first victims, Sally Krantz, in 2016 opened a bistro, Saffron Colonial, featuring historical recipes from the British Empire. Furious social-justice warriors accused her of racism and glorifying colonialism. Mobs gathered outside the establishment, and detractors swamped its Yelp page with negative reviews and insults. Suppliers boycotted her. Eventually Ms. Krantz gave in and changed the name to British Overseas Restaurant Corporation.
Never ever ever give in. It just emboldens them.
Blood was in the water. In the spring of 2017, Kali Wilgus and Liz Connelly were accused of “stealing” Mexican culture—by selling burritos from a truck. They received death threats and shut down their business and their social-media presence.
Wait, what? It's 'stealing culture' to cook foreign dishes? Has anyone told Delia and Jamie?
Then an anonymous Google spreadsheet began circulating warning about restaurants that served ethnic cuisine: “These white-owned businesses hamper the ability for POC”—people of color—“to run successful businesses of their own . . . by either consuming market share with their attempt at authenticity or by modifying foods to market to white palates.”
Ah, right, so before I buy some egg fried rice I've got to demand the owner's passport, to make sure they are authentically Chinese?

And woe betide him if he tries to offer me some chop suey!
Last month Lillian Green, an “equity director” at the state Education Department, entered Back to Eden, a vegan bakery, a few minutes after closing time. She recorded videos accusing the bakery of refusing to serve her because she was black. Using the hashtag #LivingWhileBlack, Ms. Green—a doctoral student at Lewis and Clark College—took to Facebook to demand that Back to Eden fire the clerks. The bakery obliged, issued a 3,400-word apology, and offered Ms. Green a job training the remaining employees in “racial inclusivity.”
Which is not so much appeasing the crocodile so it eats you last, but throwing yourself into the beast's jaws right away.
“In this situation it doesn’t really matter that the two staff members working are not themselves racist because the call they made to deny Lillian service caused her to feel like she had been discriminated against,” co-owner Joe Blomgren wrote in a now-deleted Facebook statement. “Sometimes impact outweighs intent and when that happens people do need to be held accountable.”
Here's a controversial idea: why not hold people like Lillian responsible, for a change? Why not explain to them that their take on a situation is wrong, and the employees were right, and if she doesn't like it, she can go elsewhere?
Last week the Backyard Social tavern hosted a “Reparations Happy Hour,” during which “Black, Brown, and Indigenous people” were each given $10 and a drink paid for by white donors—who were asked not to attend.
These people are cutting their own throats. And I'd sit back and laugh, were it not so potentially serious.

What Do You Have To Do To Be 'A Bad Mother' In This Country?

Gemma Procter, 23... had a history of heavy drinking from the age of 16 and smoked cannabis daily and took amphetamines every other day, a court heard. 
...
(Procter) had undergone an abortion and she became convinced God was speaking to her and started to display bizarre psychotic symptoms and attending the local Abundant Life religious centre.
On 21 October last year, she was at her high rise home, in Newcastle House, Barkerend, with Elliot, her mother Deborah Ashington, her eight-month-old daughter and two other girls aged eleven and six.
Prosecutor Kama Melly QC told Bradford Crown Court that Procter had only smoked one joint that day, but after dancing around the flat in a red dress, which exposed her body, she told her mum she felt 'free and at peace'.
And that's when she threw her 18 month toddler Elliot out of the sixth floor window. In front of the other children.
Simon Kealey QC, defending, said Procter had suffered a 'sudden deterioration' in her health which could not have been foreseen.
No, clearly the drinking, drug taking, loose morals and sudden religious psychosis were no clue at all...
Proctor wept in the dock during the proceedings which were disrupted from members of her family in a packed public gallery, prompting The Recorder of Bradford, Judge Jonathan Durham Hall QC to threaten them with contempt if they continued.
We aren't enlightened by the press as to what the commotion was all about. Presumably they were upset that she wasn't being awarded 'Mother Of The Year'.
Sentencing Procter to a hospital order, Judge Durham Hall told her paranoid schizophrenia had struck her like a volcanic eruption.
'The primary victim is Elliot, but the second victim is you,' he said.
'No one had the remotest premonition you would do what you did.
'I am absolutely satisfied that nobody, including yourself, had any concerns or pre-warning that you could or would do what you did.
'Your offending, I am satisfied, was due to this extreme illness. The harm is off the scale, but the culpability is not.
'Nobody thinks that you were ever a bad mother and you were never a bad mother to Elliot.'
I guess if she'd ever denied him ice cream, the social services would have acted. But she didn't, so was free to murder him instead.

I get the idea of compassion for mental illness, truly, I do. But this - this description of a drinking, drug taking benefit monkey as 'a good mother' - is so out of kilter it's obscene.

Friday, 15 June 2018

Foul Play

Ever thought the fight against dog fouling would be easier if there was some way to track each illegal turd?
No, I've often thought it would be easier if we were allowed to beat the dog owners to death, though...
Well, don’t worry yourself any longer, there’s now an app for that.
*raises eyebrows*
The app in question is Pooper Snooper, a project that claims to ‘empower people to tackle a messy problem’.
Dave Kilbey, CEO of Pooper Snooper, told Metro.co.uk that dog fouling is a ‘growing problem’, with issues to tackle the problem ‘coming and going to no lasting effect’.
‘Our app seeks to address the problem in a new way, by allowing people to easily and accurately record dog fouling data, along with bin locations, wherever they are,’ he said.
‘The data is instantly visible on a map in the app, revealing persistent problem areas where local authorities and communities can focus their attention.’
That's great! Now I can walk along staring at my phone to see where the-

*squelch*

Oh...
So when you see a turd on the street, press the ‘add poop’ button and you’ll get the chance to take a photo of said shit, confirm if it was in a doggy bag, and add any other notes if you so wish – colour, smell, shape etc.
From then on, anyone else with the app can look ahead at the area and be warned where to tread carefully.
Yup, can't see this going wrong at all.
With enough users, it could start a trend in shaming dog owners into picking up after their beloved pets.
Really? As 'nudge' tactics go, this looks like weak sauce to me.
Pooper Snooper also claims it could be a useful tool for local authorities to know where to send their environment officers, cutting down on needless poo-finding missions.
You think they don't already know, and avoid those areas?

Extended Adolescence....

Sgt Mark Dollard said: "Eghobamien failed to stop for police and avoided a serious rail collision by literally seconds. His driving was persistently dangerous, risking not only his life and the lives of his passengers, but other road users as well.
"He is lucky to be alive and will now be able to reflect on his actions and serve as a warning to others that failing to stop for police can have serious consequences."
'Can have....'

In this case though, not so much:
He was arrested and pleaded guilty to dangerous driving on Wednesday, May 30 and was sentenced to spend a year in a young offenders institution.
He was also disqualified from driving for two years and ordered to take an extended driving test.
A young offenders institution. He's twenty years old.

Thursday, 14 June 2018

What Evidence Would Suit You, Then?

Essex coroner Caroline Beasley-Murray (Ed: Oh, hai!) recorded an open verdict at the inquest hearing at Chelmsford Coroner’s Court.
She said: “We really can’t be quite sure what was going on in his mind.
“Obviously he was troubled, there was a lot of things on the go and he was upset, but the evidence isn’t sufficient enough to record suicide.”
It was enough for the headline writer:


And it was enough for his chums:
He was a drummer with the band Counties which has organised a memorial show for male suicide awareness charity CALM on July 28 at Chinnerys in Southend.
So why wasn't it enough for you?

I Can Feel Another 'But...' Coming....

Sentencing Harbour at Basildon Crown Court, Judge Ian Graham said: “There are factors in this case that place it in the highest category.
“This was a very serious offence as you can see that one of your co-accused was sent to prison for four and half years. On the face of it, this should be marked with a custodial sentence.
Here it comes, wait for it....
“You are in a different position. I accepted that you were not the instigator of this offence and that you may not have realised the seriousness of it.”
What? Of breaking in to someone's house and stealing their possessions?
“You have no previous convictions and are of previous good character.”
Translation: Never been caught before.
He was given a community order which requires him to complete 150 hours of unpaid work. He must pay £800 in prosecution costs and £140 surcharge.
Good luck seeing a penny of that.

Wednesday, 13 June 2018

Yes, Indeed You Will....

Mr Gordon told the court the defendant was apologetic, saying: "I'll really have to get rid of that f***ing dog now."
You should have been forced to do so long before, if only our justice system used its teeth as well as your mutt...
Mr Harper - who had entered a guilty plea at Bristol Magistrates' Court - was handed a four-month prison sentence suspended for 18 months and 60 hours of unpaid work. He must also adhere to a three-month curfew and remain inside between 6pm and 2am.
Is that all?
Sadly the fate of Archie was much more grave, as he was put down following the attack.
What the hell is 'sad' about that?
Defending Mr Harper, Clare Fear said: "Following the last conviction changes were made. They have failed but he did make those attempts. He put up [beware of the dog] signs, he tried to fix the gate.
"The muzzle affected the dog's breathing so he didn't take it out much, especially in the summer months.
She added: "Archie the dog has been put down, which has caused the defendant some degree of distress in itself."
Not as much as the hairline fracture, chipped bone in his forearm, puncture wounds and bruising caused the real victim...
Judge Patrick did not go to the length of banning Mr Harper from owning a dog, adding: "I am quite satisfied that you will not offend again."
Why? On what possible basis do you assume this?

He's already done it more than once, and why won't he just go out and buy another four legged weapon?

"Can You Describe The Offending Image, PC Jackson?"

"It was like a penis, chairwoman. But smaller."
The hearing was told the Humberside Police officer was seen laughing in amusement after receiving a snap of a detective constable's penis.
She had shown the explicit image on her mobile phone to several officers at Goole Police Station, East Yorkshire, despite being told by a senior officer not to.
So she can't obey orders? Great!
...later she had told colleagues she felt embarrassed and upset at receiving the 'unwarranted picture', a misconduct hearing at Goole Magistrates' Court heard.
So she's a liar? Great!
...Jackson was found to have caused upset and distress to a number of colleagues by showing an explicit image to fellow officers on September 23, 2016.
So these hardened coppers faint at the sight of a willy? Great!
It was found her behaviour was deemed as misconduct after 'ignoring advice given to her by a senior officer,' Ms Cieciora told the hearing.
It breached the Standards of Professional Behaviour in respect of Authority, Respect and Courtesy, Duties and Responsibilities and Honesty and Integrity contrary to Police (Conduct) Regulations 2012.
Did this daft bint learn anything, other than she's untouchable?
Upon leaving the hearing, Jackson, who wore a sand-coloured top and purple-coloured hair tied back in a bun, said: 'No comment.'
Ah. Yes. From the crims. And we wonder why modern policing is circling the drain?

Tuesday, 12 June 2018

If They Gave An Award For Crass, Self-Absorbed Statements In Newspaper Articles...

...then I think this one would win hands down:
Reece’s dad, Steve Clarke, has spoken of his horror when he heard Reece was involved in this second crash.
For several heart-stopping minutes, Mr Clarke, 55, of Thorpe Hall Close, believed his son had been injured in another shocking accident. He said: “One of Reece’s carers called me and said Reece had had an accident.
“I was round the corner so I dashed down there thinking all the time about what might have happened to him.
“I got there before the ambulance and the police and could see someone had been run over.
“I thought it was Reece.
“I was so relieved to find him still sitting in the car.”
 Pity about the 100 year old grandmother who'd been mowed down, but hey, your son's ok!
“The carer driving the car was from an agency. She’d been with us five or six times so she was used to the car. It was just a terrible accident.”
Well, no. It was careless driving:
Judge Ian Graham, sentencing, said Lyons “didn’t park in a proper parking bay” and left the vehicle’s engine on, in gear and in automatic mode with the handbrake on as she left the vehicle to check the petrol cap.
He said whether it was by a “pure accident or whether you touched the wrong pedal by mistake”, her foot touched the accelerator as she got back into the van and the handbrake was overridden.
“You didn’t act properly in stopping the vehicle, in finding the brake, and I expect you panicked,” he said.
What did she get? Suspended sentence. Of course.

No, I Think You Got The Wrong 'Victim' There...

Zureiqi's defence lawyer, Chiddy Umez said: "This is a bizarre case in that the victim is also the defendant.
"The prosecution has tried turning on the victim even though she is the only one who can say what she experienced.
"The law is to stop dogs biting people - it is not an offence for dogs to fight each other.
"No witnesses said they saw Jack cause injury to a person."
So, what actually happened?
Zureiqi, who lives in East Brabourne, Kent, denied but was convicted of being out of control of the dog at Canterbury Magistrates' Court on Tuesday.
She was fined and ordered to keep the animal muzzled if she wanted to save it from destruction.
Hmmm, guess Chiddy's pleas didn't move the magistrates much. I wonder why?
Zureiqi had just finished walking Jack and her Great Dane Angelina when they met another dog called Oscar in a park near her home, in November 2016.
Holding her pets on a lead, she was then dragged along the ground as Jack rushed forward and grabbed hold of Oscar's ear.
So two large powerful animals she couldn't control, and which were the aggressors?
The 45-year-old told the court: "We had finished the walk and I put the dogs on the lead and made them sit.
"I was cleaning mud off my shoe when suddenly I was pulled by Angelina - Jack had to move as well because they were on one lead."
'Your honour, it wasn't the defendant's large powerful dog that caused the incident. It was the defendant's other large powerful dog!' Really..? That's what you're going with, eh?
"I was being dragged along - I tensed up to make myself heavier and harder to pull.
"Numerous times I tried to prevent the encounter - I shouted to the other dog walker about five times as I was on the ground."
What's the point in shouting at the other walker? It's your animals that are the problem!
Prosecutor Alban Brahimi said Zureiqi was trying to place all of the blame on her Great Dane rather than Jack. He said: "Five times you shouted 'run' to the other dog walker and let strangers put rope around Jack's head to choke him, allowed him to be smacked and have water thrown over him.
"In this case, the dog was so dangerous and out of control it has caused its own owner injury."
Good. Makes a bloody change.
Magistrates ordered Zureiqi pay a £770 fine and set a contingent destruction order where Jack must be muzzled and kept on a lead while in public otherwise he will be put down.
It was already on a lead. The issue is that it doesn't matter, she can't control it even on a lead. Why suffer an untrainable animal to live?

Monday, 11 June 2018

You Will Never Be As Woke As Vicky Pickering...

Vicky Pickering, practice manager at Hollins Grove Surgery in Darwen, is fasting for the entire month of Ramadan in solidarity with her patients.
Vicky said: “I decided to fast as we have a new Muslim GP and a large number of new patients from the Muslim community and I thought I would do it to see how they feel and out of respect for them.”
Did you ever do anything for Lent, Vicky?
“Dr Zaki Patel took over this surgery in January after the last GP retired.
“Since Dr Zaki arrived, many of his patients followed him.
“Up until January we only had a handful of patients from the BME community. Now we have about 300.”
She added: “I don’t want to be sat here eating and drinking in front of them.
“I want to know why they fast and how they do it. I want to learn about it all through fasting.”
I'm reminded once more of that classic exchange between Dustin and Laurence...
“On the first day of Ramadan when I broke my fast, I texted Dr Zaki to say how grateful I was to be able to turn on a tap of water and how important it is to realise that not everyone has access to this.
Mentally I am in a different place when I am fasting. I am prepared for it and I feel so positive about it.”
You won't when you read the comments to th....

Oh.


That's handy for you, eh?

The Anguish Of A Beta Male....

He was reluctant to tell authorities what had happened as he felt a sense of guilt about the attack, he said.
He wrote: "I told no one, least of all the police. Not my family or friends. Not work colleagues. I felt shame. I felt I may have been in some way responsible for what happened. Did I goad the little b******s with my video recording?
No, they correctly surmised that you were no threat, that you were prey.

That no-one would assist you, because the citizens of London have been cowed into thinking like you, by people like you, that these feral street scum are 'deprived' and 'require understanding'.
"As time went on I was increasingly embarrassed I hadn't reported the crime. 
"On the bus that night, a woman who came to my aid urged me to report it to try to stop other people being assaulted. That was the most compelling argument for me, but still I resisted.
"For weeks, every time the local paper reported an assault, I believed that I had contributed to it. More shame."
Is it any wonder we have a crime problem, when this is the reaction to becoming a victim of it?

Saturday, 9 June 2018

Yeah, We All Know What's Coming....

Passing sentence Judge Andrew Easteal told all four defendants "it is bad enough to warrant you all going to prison."
...it's a great big 'But...!', isn't it?
But the judge said he would not impose immediate jail sentences because of the age of the case...
Because it happened so long ago - it was in 2015. Not thirty years! And why doesn't that apply to historical abuse cases, I wonder?
...and the fact there had been no new offences.
This makes no sense, either. Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence anywhere else!
Barry Darling, who had 34 previous convictions for 67 offences, Petrie-Harrison and Jackson were each sentenced to 16 months imprisonment suspended for 18 months.
Bridget Darling was sentenced to 12 months suspended for 18 months after it was accepted that she played a lesser role.
This crime was appalling. The criminals were abhorrent in their actions.
Lincolnshire Police confirmed only one of the dogs has been recovered after it was found on the side of a motorway near Leeds in April 2017.
It is believed to have been thrown from a moving vehicle, but is now safe and well and has been returned to its original owner.
And yet the legal system cannot effectively punish the perpetrators. Is it any wonder that increasingly, people take the law into their own hands?

Sounds Like The Children Of Llandudno Had A Lucky Escape...

At Llanndudno magistrates court today, Bowzer’s owner James Prince appeared before magistrates and was banned from keeping dogs for five years.
Prince and his dad had been with their dogs at some distance from Ms Cloner ad Mr Anderson, and the dogs were not on leads.
The court heard from district judge Gwyn Jones that Bowzer, who was rescued from Romania and had burns on his legs and had suffered broken ribs in the past, was out of control and the dog would have been a threat.
What the hell is the point of these foreign dog rescues? Don't we have enough abused mutts in this country for these people to fawn over?
“Those tendencies would still be there,” the judge told Prince, who the court heard loved dogs, helped at a rescue centre and took dogs into local schools to meet children.
 Seems that he loved dogs, all right. People, though, that was another matter.
Prosecutor James Neary told the court that Prince, 26, was heard to say: “You should not have tried to pick the dog up. That’s what we do when we are baiting.”
But under police interview Prince, of Coast Road in Rhyl , had denied ever saying anything about baiting and suggested Ms Cloner might have tripped over her lead.
*rolls eyes*
His defence solicitor Deborah Davies said: “He accepts that all dogs should be kept on leads in public places and he is devastated by what went on.”
Mr Anderson had challenged Prince over what happened, and Prince pushed him in the chest, causing him to stumble.
Should have been charged with assault.
Bowzer had to be put down.
I feel Clarkson's Law should have gone into effect here.

Friday, 8 June 2018

They Usually Don't Have Any Realistic Alternative, Do They?

Bedfordshire Deputy Chief Constable Garry Forsyth said that while he respected the jury's verdict, "people should think very carefully before taking any action themselves".
Well, when your police farce constantly send out signals that they can't rely on you, what are they to do?
The trial at Luton Crown Court had heard that after a burglary at their garage, the Baldwins went out to look for those responsible - whom they believed to be Irish travellers.
The pair came across a white van containing two police officers who had been on their way to investigate the break-in but were told to "stand down" following reports that Richard had a shotgun.
Wait, the police now won't attend to look bored and take a statement for the insurance because the victims might be armed?
Asked by BBC Three Counties Radio whether he would do it again, Richard said: "No, because hopefully this has made the police realise more has got to be done and they've got to take things seriously.
"I think it may have opened their eyes a little bit and they can see that local businesses and people need help."
It's hard not to see this as what it appears to be - a classic case of jury nullification. And another sign that the public trust in the police is being eroded to the point of invisibility.

A message that the Chief Con would do well to heed.
Mr Forsyth said he did not "underestimate how traumatic exposure to repeated criminality can be on victims of crime" and the police do "everything we can" to respond appropriately to reports of criminality.
Really? Is your idea of 'proportionality' to have one of your officers sneer at a victim of crime and demand they use only PC language when describing the perps?
Mr Baldwin made a number of calls to police regarding harassment of his family from the travelling community, but he claims they were ignored.
An officer also told him not to use racially offensive terms when referring to travellers.
No, Chief Con Forsyth has read these tea leaves, and he doesn't like what they portend, though he tries to kid himself otherwise:
He added: "Police officers and staff put their lives on the line every day in order to protect the public.
"Had this incident resulted in the death of one of our officers, or a member of the public, I do not believe the jury would have chosen to interpret the reasonableness and proportionality in such a way."
You can believe that. You may even be right. But you also may be very very wrong. Do you want to take that risk?

Not that you'll be taking it, from behind your desk. It'll be your officers on the street that will be the eventual losers. 

The Folly Of Inclusion

A 'severely autistic' nine-year-old was able to escape his primary school and run home by crawling under a gate, his 'furious' parents have claimed.
It's a school, not a jail.
His parents were left so angry they pulled both their children from the school immediately, saying they no longer felt they were safe.
But presumably only one is autistic?
They also said they had highlighted the potential problem with the gate only last week when Jack made an attempt to get out that way but their concerns were ignored.
What was the school supposed to do, post a guard? The child supposedly has a 'one to one' assistant. What were they doing?
He added that episodes where Jack tries to escape happen more than once a week, and can be dangerous as his autism means he is very trusting of strangers and can "freak out" and desperately try to get away from something he's scared of, such as loud noises, putting himself at risk.
It's looking like this kid doesn't belong in a mainstream school. But that's not going to be accepted. Inclusion is the way, and no-one should demand otherwise!
She said that Jack was diagnosed with severe autism in April last year and ADHD around Christmas but has stayed in mainstream schooling.
However, his parents will now be looking to get him in to a specialised school and his six-year-old sister, Megan-Jayne, a place somewhere else.
It should have been the place that was first choice. But it cannot be, thanks to the campaigners that insist that mainstream schooling is best for these children.

Thursday, 7 June 2018

I Don't Think That's How It's Supposed To Work, Love...



I'm pretty sure you're supposed to dump it somewhere else...
At a hearing on May 22 at Croydon Magistrates’ Court, Pascaline Djiemegwo, 32, of Princess Road in Selhurst, was ordered to pay £834 for littering a blue bag of household waste onto a public footpath in the road she lived on.
/facepalm
At a hearing at the same court seven days prior, Lovia Bonsu, of Brigstock Road in Thornton Heath, was ordered to pay a total of £400 for littering two black sacks and cardboard boxes in Raymead Passage.
That is at least a street off the one she lives in, so she clearly has a bit more native cunning.

"These guys did this thinking they could get away with it. They did not care about the consequences."

To which you can only answer: "What consequences?"
'This is a big bit of equipment and they rode away on bicycles in a busy area covered with CCTV cameras. It's just brazen and they do it because they know they can get away with it.
'We are going to be pretty reluctant to film things outside again and given the time difference we often have to film at night.
'If you are not safe in Exmouth Market with loads of people around and CCTV everywhere, where are you safe?'
I wonder if the segment on Grenfell Tower they were filming was going to be all about how 'deprived' the area was...?
Mr Cannon, who lives in Islington and has been in the UK for two years, said 'there was never a choice' between giving up the camera or fighting back.
He added: 'There is chaos around here at the moment with all the moped attacks; there's crimes every day. I always thought it would be a case of "when and not if".
'I've called 999 three times since I moved here; I've seen a gang armed with baseball bats and a couple of Deliveroo drivers robbed; I was not shocked it happened.'
So far, no surprises. No surprises at all.
Mr Cannon described the muggers as in their late 20s/early 30s, well built and Caucasian with London accents.
Oh!

Wednesday, 6 June 2018

Crimewave!


Is it me, or does that sentence make little sense?
Carrots are one of the cheapest vegetables by weight, which has led to suspicions that supermarket customers are abusing electronic checkouts in a shoplifting scam.
Emmeline Taylor, a senior lecturer in criminology at City, University of London, said people switch labels or deliberately input the wrong item to pay less for produce.
Heh! Well, serves the supermarkets right. They put these things in to save money.
"This behaviour is perceived as cheating the system or a way of 'gamifying' an otherwise mundane routine," she added.
It's just shoplifting, aided by technology.

Smart Enough To Be A Nurse...

...but not a mother:
Judge Owens said the woman was a qualified nurse, but had an 'extremely low range' of intellectual inability.
She ruled that the little boy should live with relatives, but said he would be able to stay in touch with his mother.
Think about that for a minute. And then think about this:
It is believed the child was already dead before he was decapitated during the bungled 15 minute delivery.
At the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service in Manchester, consultant Laxman - who qualified in Chennai, India - denied wrongdoing.
Today the service said there was no impairment of Dr Laxman's fitness to practise and cleared her to return to work at another hospital.
And think about both those cases the next time someone's taking out an onion for 'our hardworking and dedicated medical staff'.

Tuesday, 5 June 2018

Well, Make Up Your Minds!




Which is it? 'Gentle giant' or violent aggressive drunk?
Yesterday afternoon the inquest heard from Mr Kentish's fiancee, Kerry Jay, who said she had spoken to him several times on the phone during that fateful day.
He had called her about the meal he was preparing for his dad, then about holiday plans they were making, and later to say he was annoyed with his father for something he had said, said Ms Jay. At about 10.30pm that night, she said, he called her and said he intended to drive home instead of spending the night at his father's as planned.
"I told him not to," she said. "He did sound quite drunk. He was still feeling angry about what his dad had said.
"I told him to turn round and go back because his parents would wonder where he was.
"The phone went off. I was a bit worried because he had sounded frustrated and angry and annoyed about the comments his father had made earlier."
We never find out what the father said. Pity.
At the time of Mr Kentish's death he was described as 'beloved fiancé of Kerry, devoted father of Jodie, Stuart, Vincent, Jesse, Macy and Deede, much loved son of Anne and brother of Julie and Michael'.
No mention of dear old dad...? Lovely family...
He also insulted two women, calling them 'boring lesbians' when they refused to let him buy them a drink, the Gloucester inquest was told.During his time in the New Inn at Shortstanding his behaviour was 'unpredictable' and people sighed with relief when he left, jurors heard.
He had coronary artery disease and was obese, weighing nearly 17.5 stones, the inquest was told.
It should really be a verdict of 'death by stupidity and lack of self-control', shouldn't it? But you won't be surprised to find it wasn't:
A "failure of care" led to the death of plastering contractor Mark Kentish when he was tackled and restrained by a security guard and caretaker at a Wye Valley business park two years ago, an inquest jury concluded today.
Jurors said the restraint used by the two park staff was 'inappropriate in both method and duration'.
I wonder how much restraint would be deemed inappropriate if  this 'gentle giant' was harassing a member of the jury or trying to tear down their garden fence while shouting obscenities?
After receiving the jury's conclusion, the assistant Gloucestershire Coroner Caroline Saunders made recommendations under Section 28 of the Coroners Regulations in a bid to prevent a similar tragedy happening in future.
She said she would write to the SIA (Security Industry Authority) to ask why there is no programme of refresher training or education as to the risks of restraint and positional asphyxia.
Maybe there should instead be a programme of refresher training for violent obese drug-taking drunks on the danger of being killed if they start throwing their weight around?

Funny Sort Of 'Robbery'...

The victim’s father has also criticised the lack of response from Essex Police, who informed his son that they were not able to attend immediately after the incident but that an officer would be in touch the following day.
Maybe. If they remember. It's just a knifepoint mugging, no biggie. Just part and parcel of living in a diverse city.
A spokesperson from Essex Police said: “Officers are investigating after a man was robbed in Churchill Gardens, Southend.
“The man has been described as black, had a beard, and wore a red puffed jacket with dark-coloured jogging bottoms.
“We are appealing for any witnesses to call 101 and ask for Southend CID with reference number 1314 of 12/05.
“Alternatively, you can contact the Crimestoppers charity on 0800 555 111 or use the online form at Crimestoppers-uk.org.”
The online form is probably guaranteed to get as fast a response, isn't it?

But what was stolen, anyway?
The teenager was grabbed from behind by the throat and threatened, before being forced to hand over his driving licence, money, bus pass and phone, which the attacker then shattered by stamping on.
Hmmm. Not the latest model? Even the muggers are discerning these days.

Or is there another explanation..?


"We can't go on together, with suspicious minds..."

Monday, 4 June 2018

Death Wish...

Residents, councillors and the local MP have all come out to complain about the safety of the “crossing of death” in Charlton after a cyclist died at the roundabout.
Well, good lord, didn't the name give him a clue? Mind you, it's a bit on the nose for the council to call it th...

What?
The junction - dubbed by locals as the 'Crossing of Death' - is near to Millennium Retail Park and where the new Ikea is set to open.
Oh.

Hey, if it's so deadly, maybe not opening yet more shops to lure the Lycra-clad into the trap might help?
Paul Ready cycles through that area frequently and told News Shopper his fears for his life if he goes that way, taking videos of his experience. He said: “Most of the time it is a terrifying experience and in the last 15 years has only got worse.
“After being hit by a car I frequently cycle an extra three miles around the dome to avoid the feeling that one day I will die there.”
So you increase your journey time rather than finding less potentially lethal transport? Do they make the kit so tight it cuts off the blood supply to the brain?
Matthew Pennycook, MP for Greenwich and Woolwich, tweeted about the accident and asked London Mayor Sadiq Khan to help with the problem.
Sure, he'll get right on that when he's sorted out the acid attacks & stabbings.

Synchronicity...

Ipswich:
It is believed that Mr Aitkens may have spent time in hospital after being stabbed in an earlier attack several months ago.
One local resident who asked not to be named said: 'He was stabbed once and it looks like they came back to finish the job.'
London:
Friends say he got into the wrong crowd and was also stabbed last year, allegedly by the same attackers who gunned him down.
Seems both had lifestyles that ensured someone intended they kept that appointment in Samarrah. The only thing missing in this second one is there's no pics of him flashing gang signs....

Yet.

Saturday, 2 June 2018

I Always Thought That Old Joke About The 'Guardian' Reader Was Just That, A Joke...

...you know, the one that goes: "A 'Guardian' reader comes across a man lying bleeding in the street, and says 'Quick, get some help...for the people who were driven to do this!'."

Well, turns out, it's real:



Yes, that's a minor BBC 'celebrity' demanding that the PM & Mayor of London help the people (and I use that term loosely) that have just killed someone for pocket change.

Not another youth, either, he's been identified as a 42 year old man with three children:
One resident, Victor Gambe, 54, said: 'This used to be a quiet road, but in recent years more and more young people are hanging out on the estate, smoking, and a lot of them are not local, they come from other places.'


"Please give generously to help these children..."
London Mayor Sadiq Khan said: 'I was deeply saddened to learn of the fatal stabbing of a man in Kensington last night and my thoughts are with his friends and family. 'The police are doing everything in their power to bring those responsible to justice. If you carry a knife, be prepared to face the full force of the law. '
Yeah, they must be terrified:


Maybe if celebutards like Mika started Tweeting about the ludicrous penalties handed out by the criminal justice system her followers might learn something?

At Least One Part Of The Justice System Has Teeth...

A dangerous getaway driver who stole a high powered car may never drive again after he was bitten by a police dog following a high speed chase.
Who's a good dog then!
Shorthouse already had a dangerous driving conviction on his record (18 weeks suspended for 12 months) from February last year at the time of the offences.
He stole the Audi worth £38,000 from Warwick Parkway railway station between November 24 and November 26 last year. The owner returned to find the car gone, broken glass on the ground and a baby seat, which had been inside the Audi, placed on the bonnet of another car.
Shorthouse also stole a Ford Focus RS a few days later on November 29.
The justice system working as well as ever!

It's amazing no-one was killed by this waste of skin and his fellow thieves.
Timothy Sapwell, prosecuting, said CCTV showed the Audi driven by Shorthouse pull up at the garage and three people get out. They stole the Focus which was driven away 'in convoy' with the Audi. The Focus failed to stop in Groveley Lane, Birmingham, and police attempted to stop it. Two people left the Focus and climbed into the Audi, driven by the defendant.
Mr Sapwell described Shorthouse ramming a police vehicle. An officer suffered back pain as a result and it caused £1,500 of damage to the police car. The chase lasted 37 minutes and covered a distance of 30km. It involved officers from both West Mercia Police and West Midlands Police. Shorthouse drove at speeds of up to 100mph with typical speeds of between 70 and 80mph in 30mph roads.
"He failed to stop at roundabouts, t-junctions and traffic lights showing red, forcing other vehicles to take evasive action to avoid collisions" said Mr Sapwell.
Shorthouse also reversed to attempt to ram a pursuing police vehicle. Towards the end of the chase all the car's tyres were punctured, either by stingers deployed by police or by the manner of the driving itself.
Mr Sapwell added: "The car was boxed in by a police dog handler vehicle and a dog was set on the defendant to catch him. He received a bite from the dog."
I'm with one of the commenters - what a pity it let go!
James Bryce, defending, said: "He has always had an abiding interest in cars and speed.
"He started mixing with the wrong people and has become embroiled in this offence."
After the dog bite Mr Bryce said the defendant was on the operating table for two to three hours and had suffered significant ligament damage.
He said: "It could be that is a life long injury. He may not be able to drive again."
We can but hope, since the judge is considerably more toothless.
Judge Jim Tindal said: "Not only was the vehicle stolen, it was driven in a dangerous way." He jailed Shorthouse of Greenford Road, Birmingham, for 18 months and banned him from driving for three years. He must also complete an extended driving retest.
That'll teach him.

Friday, 1 June 2018

Oh No! Poor Kacey's Feels Are Hurt!

Gemma McGee was fined £10 per day after 15-year-old Kacey Jackson was absent from Basildon Academies on six occasions between September and March.
After failing to pay the charges Essex County Council appointed a debt management company to collect the cash.
Fame at last, Gemma! *scans TV schedules for next episode of 'Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!'*
Ms McGee (Ed: quelle surprise!) said: “I can’t appeal the case as they took it to bailiffs and they are threatening to remove my stuff.
“They wanted £210 straight up payment then £70 something a week. They want it all paid within seven weeks.
“If I break the arrangement, they will send out bailiffs. I told them the payments will see us really struggle but they didn’t want to know.
“If I don’t pay up, my costs will go up even more. Kacey’s attendance isn’t bad, which is why I refused to pay.
“She was off school with bugs and I didn’t think I needed to get a doctor’s note for that.”
What sort of 'bugs'? Food poisoning? Colds?
The fine means Ms McGee can no longer afford to pay for her daughter to go on a school trip to Belgium.
She said: “Kacey feels really bad - she feels she has to go to school when she’s ill now.”
She does, yes. It'll be good practice for the world of work, should she ever enter it.
Kelly Bush, of Dunton Wayletts, is another parent who has been fined after 12-year-old daughter Melissa missed six days through illness.
She said: “It’s ridiculous, I’ve never known anything like it – she’s at school, not at work.
“The doctor was based over in Pitsea so I wasn’t going to drag Melissa all the way over there when she was unwell.
“It should be down to me to decide if my daughter is too ill to go to school.”
It isn't.

I Rather Doubt She Could Spell 'Shame', Let Alone Feel It...

Prosecuting, Rachel Woods said Sinead Heaton, 40, was not charged in relation to that offence but with aggravated vehicle taking after she was found in the driver’s seat of the car hours after the robbery.
The court heard that when Heaton got out of the car she dropped the key to Mr Pritt’s mobility vehicle, which had also been stolen from the victim’s Preston home on July 28.
As she got out of the car Heaton told police: “I don’t even know how to drive.”
She certainly knows how to, ummm, procreate.
Following the incident police decided to re-visit a conditional caution she had been given for affray on July 3.
Sound decision, but a bit of a waste of their time, when she has a Victimhood Card to play...
She pleaded guilty to aggravated vehicle taking, affray, and driving while uninsured and without a licence.
She was given a 20-month custodial sentence, suspended for 18 months, and ordered to complete a 40 day rehabilitation activity requirement.
/facepalm
Judge Philip Parry said: “You looked quite properly suitably ashamed when you saw yourself on the footage. When you are sober, as you are now, it looks awful. You should be ashamed of your behaviour on that evening.”
Yeah, right. That'll happen.

Thursday, 31 May 2018

Tweet Of The Month

Another dead heat. First up, I can even forgive the Yank spelling...



...and I do love a meme, have I told you that before?


Post Title Of The Month

A joint first dead heat this month!

While DumbJon makes a bid for a stay in the Tower....



....Andy Mac at 'AltNewsMedia' skewers the Grenfell griefwhoring:


Well played, gentlemen!

Quote Of The Month

James Higham on music and politics:
"The foolish left, the very left who protested in the Vietnam days are the same people today dragging us inexorably towards destruction with the mass importation of killers and rapists – in Sweden, women have been warned not to go outside alone, the French have barriers around the Eiffel Tower and still the left are hellbent on their “refugees welcome”, still the left interpret Hamas’s oppression of their own people as someone else’s fault and the left embraces the PTB crackdown on people like us, the new dissidents of today.
The left today is the force of oppression worldwide in their manic, deluded, kumbaya, utopian, cognitively dissonant dystopia. Violence and defamation are their bywords. They’ve lost all capacity to reason. In the 60s, they had all the best tunes – today they are a parody."

Post Of The Month

Bucko is this month's runaway winner, with his dogged pursuit of Kingdom Environmental Services.

Cockfighting Is Back....

Police are appealing for information following a string of assaults outside Caterham chicken shops.
Hmmmm....
The first attack took place on May 9 at about 3.30pm outside Favourite Chicken/Natwest on Croydon Road. During the assault a young man was knocked unconscious.
The next day police were called to Clark's Shoe Shop on Station Avenue where an assault took place at about 5.15pm.
Wait, that's not a ...

Ah.
Police are saying this fight has been linked to an incident outside KFC shortly after.
Of course. And in other news:
Police called the review and said the [redacted] management had "no control or understanding of the premises".
"You have to have quite strong management in places of this type," PC Gary Watson told the committee. "The manager on that night was arrested. He didn't do his job."
Nightclub? Rough East End pub?

Nope!

Wednesday, 30 May 2018

Yes, Just Like All The Other Laws...


A police spokeswoman said: 'Thames Valley Police was called to reports of a person being in possession of an air rifle near Moorland Primary School in Church End Lane, Reading, Berkshire.
'On arrival, a child was in possession of an unloaded air rifle, with no access to ammunition.
'The weapon was removed by the parents of the child and taken to another address.'
Not confiscated then? Like it would be had this been anyone else.
'There were reassurance patrols around school closing time and will be again in the morning [Friday], although the situation has been resolved and the family involved were given advice.'
Why would anyone be reassured by the UK Police?

Yeah, Right, He's An Animal Lover....

...and I'm the Queen of Sheba:
A convicted drug runner has built a massive kennel complex as he tries to make a career move into puppy breeding.
Trading one career in misery for another. Great.
Scott Bennett, 37, was jailed for 15 months after he was caught with 6kg of cannabis in his car in 2015.
After his release, he erected the £180,000 deluxe kennels without planning permission at the posh farmhouse where he lives in Strathaven, Lanarkshire.
I guess prison taught him nothing. As usual.
He is seeking retrospective permission for the development but has been told he has no chance of getting approval because of the “industrial” scale of the building.
Good. And perhaps the authorities should be looking a little more closely at his source of income. £180k is a large amount for an ex-con to be able to lay his hands on, isn't it?
Bennett claims his crime days are behind him and that his puppy venture arises from being an animal lover.
He did learn something in prison after all, then. He learnt how to concoct unlikely excuses.

Tuesday, 29 May 2018

It's Going To Be 'How It Works' Soon. Mr John....

Peter John, 81, said he thought the invasion by the women was 'ridiculous' and urged the them to use the pond for female swimmers.
Mr John, from Hackney, said: 'They're saying, 'I want to identify as a man today'. That's not how this works.'
Sorry, chum, it soon will be. That's why they are doing this.
Ken Menczer, 70, from Camden, said: 'We should be introducing disability measures over transgender measures.
'That's more important. I think they're completing abusing a situation.'
They are pointing out how it will be abused. As sure as eggs is eggs, and human nature is human nature.
One man shouted: 'They aren't men!'
*gasp* HATE CRIME!!!
Another said: 'This is ludicrous. If I turned up at the female-only pond and claimed to be a woman I would never get let in.'
If this Gender Recognition Act legislation goes through, they won't be able to stop you. Oh, they'll try.
PC Barry Macefield of Hampstead Heath constabulary, said: 'They've had a chance to make their point which they have done peacefully – but you can't enter a facility designated for the opposite sex, and if this occurs with men in the women's ponds we'd deal with that too.'
It seems PC Barry is ignorant of the proposed legislation too. Which is hardly surprising.
He added: 'The rules need clarity.'
They're about to get something, PC Barry. I wouldn't necessarily call it 'clarity' though...

We'll Add This To The List Of Things 'You Don't Understand', Sonny...

Southend rapper Sonny Green, 23, who led Saturday’s march (Ed: Yup, this dim bulb...) said: “I just don’t understand the need for a gift shop to be selling all different kinds of knives, as well as air rifles and other recreational firearms such as paintball guns.”
Is it not implicit in the name 'gift shop'? I mean, if it was a hairdressers or a florist, you might have a point.
These aren’t gifts, at least not to to me. While we have crimes like these happening on our streets, I don’t think there’s a place for them to be seen as a bit of fun.”
Paintball guns shouldn't be seen as 'fun'? What on earth...!
The owner of the shop, who did not want to be named, said that they had been selling many of the knives and air rifles for around 40 years.
He also pointed out knives and potential weapons could be bought at a number of supermarkets and DIY stores, and that they always carefully asked for proof of identification.
This attention-seeking moron doesn't care. He just wants to get his name in the papers. And the papers are happy to oblige.

Monday, 28 May 2018

Caveat Inquilinus

Mother-of-three Mandi Steele said: “This situation is tearing us apart. I suffer from cataplexy [fainting fits] which is triggered by strong emotions.
“My nine-year-old son Lennon has PTSD, autism and a heart condition.
“He doesn’t want to come inside the house, and lashed out at me when I dropped him off at school the other day.
“My 21-year-old, Kiall, recently lost his dad and is on the brink of depression.
Christ, does this family have a three legged dog called 'Lucky' too...?
“On top of everything else, this is a lot to deal with.
“We didn’t notice a lot of these issues when we came to view the house.
“We also trusted the health and safety inspection the council carried out.
Really? Council staff, eh?
“We knew we would have to do a bit of cosmetic work, but you don’t expect someone to leave all of this behind them without saying anything.
“We have tried speaking to our housing officer but she was not empathetic at all.
“She just said it was our decision to move in, we rented it as seen and we have to deal with it.
Seems fair enough. So what were the issues?
...they say their new three-bedroom property in Old Barn Way in Southwick is infested with fleas and riddled with hazards.
They say a radiator is hanging off the wall, the boiler is leaking and the fireplace was broken and had to be taken out.
They have not yet been able to move in properly and are instead sleeping at separate addresses and living out of storage boxes and bin bags.
Really? Didn't notice all this when you viewed, eh? But somehow neither did the council?

Hmmm....
The Argus contacted Adur and Worthing councils for a comment and answers to questions such as how the house passed the health and safety inspection and what would be done to address the situation.
A council spokesman declined to answer our questions but said: “We are speaking directly to the tenant about the issues raised and will work with them to improve the situation.”
Ah! There you go, look! A happy endi...

Oooh, hang on!
Mrs Steele said: “The housing officer said they will repair the radiator and boiler now.
But she didn’t mention any compensation.”
GAH!!!

A Millennial Is Told 'You Can't Do That'...

...and hilarity ensues:
This shocking video shows the moment a New Jersey officer repeatedly punched a bikini-clad girl in the head during an arrest on Memorial Day weekend.
*gasp* The brute! There can be no excuse.

Can there?
Weinman, who went to the beach with her family and a friend, posted the incident on Facebook with a lengthy description of what she says happened.
 Hmmm, OK. I'm sure this will paint her in the best light, since it's her story. Won't it?
She claims the incident started when the cops approached her on their four wheelers and asked her and her friend for their ages because there was alcohol near them.
'I had alcohol, it’s Memorial Day weekend and 90 per cent of people are underage drinking on the beach, without a doubt,' she wrote.
Ah. Well, that paints a somewhat different picture. She's breathalysed and it's negative. At that point, the incident would have been over, in any other encounter.

But not this one. Despite being sober as a judge, little miss 'I didn't do anything wrong' decides to mouth off.
'I asked them don’t they have something better to do as cops than to stop people for underage drinking on the beach, saying to that there’s so much more serious stuff going on... the cop said, "I was gonna let you go but now I’ll write you up" and he asked my name.
Gosh, it's almost as if there are consequences in the real world, eh? You didn't learn that life lesson at college!
Weinman said that she didn't 'do anything wrong and anything could’ve been written down on that paper so I wouldn’t give it to him'.
*settles in with popcorn*
She said the officers told her that they were going to arrest her despite her telling them that she was at the beach with her young daughter.
I'm unaware of the rule that states the cops can't arrest a person because she has a daughter. Maybe it featured in one of those 'Law & Order' episodes I never finished?
'He told me he’s arresting me and started coming towards me to put handcuffs on me. I cautiously was backing up from him (facing him) and yelled for my daughter's father,' Weinman wrote.
Bang to rights, love! You resisted arrest and started calling for help from a third party to continue to resist arrest. You're lucky you weren't shot.
'Stop resisting!' one of the officers yell before the other is seen hitting her twice in the head before body slamming her on her back. 'I'm not resisting. I didn't do anything wrong,' Weinman is heard saying as she kicks her legs at the officers.
Honey, you did everything wrong! Here, watch this. I know you aren't black, but it still applies.
'You're not allowed to hit me like that,' Weinman repeatedly tells the officers who continue to hold her down and proceed to handcuff the young woman.
This is the sort of generation that has come through the US educational system without any discernible learning happening. Arrogant, convinced of her 'rights', totally unaware of the existence of any consequences  and thoroughly unprepared for reality.

I'd feel smug, if it wasn't for the fact that we are heading down the same path...

Sunday, 27 May 2018

Horticulture With The 'Daily Mail'...

...yeah, it's about as good as their zoology. Who's surprised?
                             




*sighs*

Don't they label stock images?

Blimey, I'd Find Easier Pickings If I Was You, Lads....



...they sound a bit too well armed to me! But then, I suppose, it is Basildon.

Sunday Funnies....

No. 4 isn't much of a threat to me. I hate the stuff!

Saturday, 26 May 2018

Commonality...

I was struck, whilst reading the account of the trial yesterday, by the commonalities of this case to so many others.

No, not the uselessness of the police:
...after officers decided to take no further action due to a 'misunderstanding' Bolland texted a friend saying: 'Got NFA. Ha ha ha. Michelle proper put a statement in. I'm buzzing. She's a stupid c*** and I'm going to let everyone know she's a grass.'
Nor even the inability of the other State agencies - despite seemingly not lacking those 'resources' we are always told they hunger for - to resolve things for the innocent party:
She saw at least six different officers, statements were made, risk referral forms completed, fire service personnel carried out two 'safe and well' visits, the family social worker was informed, social services alerted and she begged her landlord, housing association City West, to move her.
No, it was the stark contrast of reality, once again, to the constant whinging of the progressive press that the benefit system is too mean to allow people to live and feed their children.

All three defendants were young, fit, healthy, well nourished and had cash to spare. Despite the fact that none of them had a job:

Worrall:
...had previously failed to complete a community order for drink-driving as he 'went on the sick' and claimed benefits, he told the jury at Manchester Crown Court. ... Like Bolland, he had been drinking and snorting cocaine that night.
Bolland:
He stalked the estates around Walkden in a black hoodie, kept a pit bull-type dog, did not have a job but had money for drink and drugs, and habitually carried a large machete with an 18in blade down his tracksuit bottoms...
Brierley:
The 20-year-old had a string of convictions for threatening behaviour, street robbery and battery. ... Like Bolland she did not have a job but did enjoy drinking and drugs and admitted she could sometimes get 'mouthy'.
So the next time we see some simpering moron taking out a hankie in the pages of the 'Guardian' to demand more benefits, remind her that what she's really asking for is more beer & drugs tokens for the sort of underclass filth that think the answer to a petty squabble is to burn down a house with children inside.

Have You Considered Those Firms That Transport Livestock?

An autistic boy was banned from his school bus after escorts complained about his behaviour.
Yes, his own escorts.
But his mum says he was provoked and the escorts - who travel with Ollie Parker on the bus- should be able to handle his needs.
Is mum an obese munter with tattoos and a permanent air of disgruntlement?

Why, yes, yes she is. Who'd have guessed?
Stacey Corns said: “It is disgusting - they say they can’t cater for his needs. Yes he does kick out and he does spit but these people are supposed to be trained to deal with children with disabilities.”
I expect there's some firms that transport llamas & alpacas, they'll be used to that behaviour...
“Some of the escorts provoke him and make him act up. How they can treat someone like this and then nothing gets done to escorts?”
Because you're not the victim here, love, they are.
The mum-of-five, who doesn’t drive and has four other children at different schools and nurseries in Malvern and Worcester, has struggled to get Ollie to school on time.
Funny there's no mention of Mr Corns, eh?
Miss Corns feels she is being treated unfairly as she struggles with reading and writing and has been told her verbal complaints were “not logged.”
Christ, what a 'family'. 

Friday, 25 May 2018

But They'll Come Down Like A Ton Of Bricks If Someone Tweets Something Offensive...

A danger dog terrorising an Angus neighbourhood had a muzzling order placed on it six months before its latest attack on a helpless terrier.
Thus proving the justice system north of the border is as impotent as the one below it...
A neighbour, who may have helped save Dougal when she threw water on the attack dog, is one of a number of people who have spoken out about the “out of control” animal.
“It’s a well-known danger dog and she (its owner) doesn’t have any control over it,” said the woman.
“We have a dog and worry every time we want to take it out.
“Because it’s attacked other dogs before, we’ve been through different scenarios of what we could do if it grabbed our dog. That’s why I threw water on it to try to get it off the man’s dog last week.”
Perhaps you should have held the useless owner's head in a bucket of the stuff instead.
Police seized the Staffie in the immediate aftermath of the recent night-time incident, but it is now back with the owner.
“They did take it away, but they gave it back almost straight away,” said the resident.
Yes, well, they have form for that.