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Although she recovered from the physical effects of the attack, she claims she was mentally scarred by it.Nice!
Miss Alexis, 52, is said to have been so scared of leaving her classroom when she returned to work that she once urinated in a wastepaper bin.
She eventually lost her job at Brampton Manor School in Newham, east London, in August 2006 because of her poor attendance record, and so was unable to realise her ambition of being promoted to headteacher or department head, it is claimed.That’s quite an ambition! Sadly, she doesn’t seem to have any, oh, what’s the word…?
She has since tried to set up a number of companies without any financial success.Her hired mouthpiece is doing his best, describing her as the next best thing to having Mr Chips reincarnated:
The former teacher has now launched a claim for £700,000 in damages against the London Borough of Newham, mainly to cover lost earnings and pension entitlements.
Her barrister, William McCormick, told the High Court in London that she had been described before the poisoning as an "excellent teacher" and a "valuable member of staff".However, Newham council are taking a rather different view:
He said her prospects for a successful career in education had been "very, very good" and denied that she was "swinging the lead" after the schoolgirl's prank, claiming she desperately wanted to return to the job she loved.
Arun Katyar, representing Newham, told the court it is "inherently unlikely" that she would have reached the heights of the teaching profession, and said colleagues will testify that she would have been held back by her "racism" and "poor grammar".Well, well, well.
Even if she had not been poisoned, the barrister claimed, "her days in the teaching profession were likely to be numbered".So, why did you hire her in the first place? And is the school you are defending the source of any of her barrister’s reports of outstanding feedback for her teaching ability?
Dozens of Labour backbenchers are expected to vote against the Government's treatment of the Gurkhas.Of course, as we now know, they did indeed lose that vote, though not by as large a motion as I’d have liked. There were still 246 MPs who preferred that the UK take in the likes of this woman, or this man, while denying citizenship to those who had fought for us, and whose values so closely match our own.
The revolt comes after the Labour-dominated Home Affairs Committee told the Government to do more for the Gurkhas and summoned Phil Woolas, the immigration minister, to explain its stance.
Mr Woolas has claimed that giving free access to all former Gurkhas and their families could mean as many as 100,000 people moving to Britain.Yes, this vile, hypocritical little toad would actually try to use the spectre of ‘mass immigration’ to cow his backbenchers without once pointing out that Labour’s open door policy on immigration has been an unmitigated disaster which has forced their core voters into either apathy, or the arms of the BNP.
Keith Vaz, the Labour chairman of the committee said ministers should "do the honourable thing" and admit the Gurkhas.I think this decision spells the end for Gordon – it’ll be a long-drawn-out, protracted end, but I think the sharks are beginning to circle at last...
A local teenager said: 'Both gangs model themselves on LA gangs - O-Tray are affiliated with the Bloods and ABM are with the Crips.'
A Boeing 747 used as a back-up to Air Force One by President Barack Obama flew low over New York City on Monday morning accompanied by two fighter jets, briefly raising fears among workers in skyscrapers of a terrorist attack.Oh, can you imagine the howls and rending of garments had this happened on Bush’s watch, instead of His Magnificence, Barack Hussein Obama...?
Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of New York City, criticised the government and his own administration for failing to warn the public.Indeed!
"The good news is it was nothing more than an inconsiderate, badly conceived and insensitive photo op with the taxpayers' money," Mr Bloomberg said.
Thugs killed dozens of animals at a children’s mini zoo - after using them as footballs, horrified staff said today.Well, sadly, it’s not unknown.
Vandals, who broke in overnight, also used a dog to slaughter 30 dead rabbits and 20 chickens, workers at the attraction claimed.
Cockatiels, guinea pigs, lemurs and chinchillas were also released from their enclosures and several are still missing.
A police spokesman said: ‘It appears vandals gained entry to the premises and caused considerable damage to cages and enclosures, releasing many of the animals and birds.Eh..? According to the owners, they did a bit more than mere ‘vandalism’!
‘Security at the site is being stepped up and police are making enquiries.’
The spokesman added that some of the chickens could have been killed by a fox following their release from the enclosure.Look, chaps, if you do ALL the excusing and explaining away up front like this, what’s going to be left for the little darlings’ defence solicitors, youth workers and psychiatrists?
Though the crew's actions might have saved the Melody from capture, a maritime safety official said they should have used other methods to shake off the pirates.Perhapd the next ship planning to sail close to the benighted Somali coastline should take Andrew with them. And when they start to climb aboard, ask him 'Any suggestions, old chap...?'
'Only military ships should have weapons,' added Andrew Mwangura from the Seafarers' Assistance Programme.
This weekend, I celebrated the 250th anniversary of the birth of Mary Wollstonecraft, one of the mothers of western feminism, by eating a cake baked entirely by men.Now, I don't know about you, but I don't find that in the least 'subversive'.
Eight people were stranded in a cliff-side lift for more than an hour after workers turned it off and went home.So there were people still in it? So what!
The occupants were released from the carriage after firefighters contacted an engineer who helped restart the 285ft (87m) lift on Wednesday evening.So, they’ll be sacked for gross negligence, then....?
Scarborough council has blamed "staff error" and apologised for the incident.
Brian Bennett, Scarborough Borough Council's head of tourism and culture, said: "At this stage, we are able to confirm that this unfortunate incident was the result of a staff error and not a technical problem with the operation of the lift.Do you really need an ‘operational procedure’ to ensure your staff don’t simply knock off on the dot without checking to see if the lift is empty....?
"We are continuing to investigate the matter fully and are reviewing all our operational procedures.
David Starkey has provoked fury by describing Scotland, Wales and Ireland as 'feeble little' countries.Well, you might say, he’s entitled to his opinion. And I have to agree with him on the bagpipes, at least!
The acid-tongued historian also said Scottish poet Robert Burns was 'deeply boring' and dismissed bagpipes as 'awful'.
The comments on BBC1's Question Time prompted a backlash from viewers and politicians, who called them 'silly', 'offensive' and 'disrespectful'.You know, it takes two – one to give offense, the other to take it.
Scotland's culture and external affairs minister Mike Russell accused him of simply creating controversy to attract publicity.Which by your outburst, you’ve promptly given him, you cretin...
Russell Brown, Labour MP for Dumfries and Galloway, where Burns lived for many years and is buried, said: 'Starkey should apologise to Scotland.All of them? Individually?
Starkey's agent last night insisted he would not be making an apology, adding: 'I don't think David has anything further to add at this stage.'Other than ‘Get a life, idiots’, one presumes...
A mother-to-be has been turned down for free dental treatment - because the surgery will not accept that she is expecting.Well, fair dos. Some women these days are huge, and you can’t expect them to just assume that she’s pregnant, instead of just had too much chocolate!
Sarah Luisis, 27, who is five months pregnant, has been told she needs to provide more proof that she has a baby on the way.
That is despite the fact that she has a big bump, a doctor's certificate, antenatal notes and ultrasound pictures of her unborn child.And that isn’t considered ‘evidence’?
... the mother of one was turned away from St John's dental practice in Romford because she did not have a Maternity Exemption Certificate.And if that one also gets lost in the post, she could have actually delivered by the time she gets to see a dentist!
She said: 'I filled in a form to get the certificate when I found out I was pregnant and sent it off.
'But I've discovered that the form was never received in Newcastle where the certificates are issued.
'I now have to fill in another form but that could take up to four weeks to be approved.'
A spokesman for the dental surgery said: 'This is not our policy. It comes from the health authority.Aha. They used to take people’s word. I wonder why they now don’t?
'The PCT have said to us, "We will not pay you if you don't have this information".
'It's not up to us, and we used to take people's word.'
A Britsh agent has thrown the war against drug traffickers into chaos by leaving top secret information about covert operations on a bus in South America.Less 007, more Maxwell Smart...
In a blunder that has cost taxpayers millions of pounds and put scores of lives at risk, the drugs liaison officer lost a computer memory stick said to contain a list of undercover agents’ names and details of more than five years of intelligence work.
It happened when the MI6-trained agent left her handbag on a transit coach at El Dorado airport in Bogota, Colombia. Intelligence chiefs were forced to wind up operations and relocate dozens of agents and informants amid fears the device could fall into the hands of drugs barons.*sigh*
The incident, which was hushed up by the Serious Organised Crime Agency (Soca), the agent’s employer, is an embarrassment for the government. It is another blow for Jacqui Smith, the home secretary, who has ultimate responsibility for Britain’s anti-drugs operations and the safeguarding of criminal intelligence.The most mindboggling aspect, however, is the excuse SOCA came up with:
The agency yesterday confirmed the data loss but said it had happened soon after Soca had been set up in 2006, “whilst staff were still working to the data-handling policies of precursor agencies”.Whose data-handling policies were, presumably, quite blasé about the recording of sensitive material onto datasticks and then popping them into your handbag...?
A playground in Hertfordshire is suspected of being used to train fighting dogs, a council has said.So, arrange to get the people training their fighting dogs on the equipment caught in the act and arrested, right?
Teeth marks have been found on damaged swings in one play area in Royston.
The council believes bull terriers are made to grip equipment and are swung round to increase biting strength. Now they may have to close the play areas.Because resolving the situation while not inconveniencing the people who aren’t abusing the equipment is just too damn hard...
Police said they were not aware of a fighting dog problem in Royston but were increasing patrols after reports of vandalism and graffiti.Have they looked...? Seriously, I mean, unless Royston is the only town without some kind of beat bobby, even if the plastic kind, have they not noticed the vandalism?
North Hertfordshire District Council has threatened to stop funding repairs after spending £60,000 mending vandalised equipment.It would be cheaper to hire a pest control expert for a few nights, with a high powered rifle, who could swear that he thought the big, bulky, short-coated, aggressive beast was a fox.
The bill for damage at Newmarket Road, Serby Avenue and Priory Gardens in Royston took a third of the council's total budget for repairing play equipment, a council statement said.
Council leader John Smith said the council could not keep funding a "seemingly endless black hole".Well, don’t punish them just because it's the easy thing to do, then! Is that too hard to try and figure out?
He called on members of the public to report any suspicious activity.
He added: "The last thing we want to do is stop small children playing.
"They have done nothing wrong and would be punished for the selfish, wilful actions of people old enough to know better.
The jolly jingle of a nearby ice cream van is a sure sign of the approach of summer.Yup, in a recession, the best thing Harrow council can think to do is ensure it’s harder for people to earn a living!
But the familiar sound could soon be a thing of the past if council officials have their way.
They are banning ice cream vendors from parking in residential streets for fear they will cause a nuisance or make children fat.
Traders who break the rules are being moved on by police within as little as five minutes.Hah! Try getting them to come out to a burglary that quick!
Earlier this week, officers moved on Kypros Kimonos five minutes after he parked his van in a Harrow street. His customers were brusquely told to go home.There’s a nice Catch 22 – you need a piece of paper to work, but the piece of paper doesn’t officially exist! Sounds oddly familiar!
The 50-year- old from Wembley said: ‘They told me they would arrest me because I did not have a licence to trade.
But I spoke to the council and they told me there is no way I can get one – it does not exist.
‘There are at least 20 ice cream vans on the streets of Harrow, does this mean they all have to go away immediately?
A spokesman for Harrow’s environmental health department said the council had banned vendors from all public land including parks and streets.‘We have been very lax’, have we?
He added: ‘Police are clamping down on it now – we have been very lax. The same applies for hotdog vans, burger vans, any type of vans.’
Angela Mawle, of the UK Public Health Association, said research was needed to see if a ban on ice cream vans would work.No, Angela, councils should not be thinking about how they can promote healthy communities. That’s not why we have councils.
‘Ice cream is a fattening product, a luxury item. Councils need to start thinking about how they can promote healthy communities,’ she said. ‘However, the priority should be fast food.’
Heroin dealers will no longer face automatic jail sentences and could escape with community service order under reforms put forward by Government advisers yesterday.I thought we did both…? Thus preventing them from making more profit while incarcerated.
They claimed that long jail terms do not deter dealers and that courts should focus on confiscating the profits of drug barons.
The Sentencing Advisory Panel also said it was wrong that drug pushers can go to jail for longer periods than other serious criminals such as rapists, violent attackers or dangerous drivers.And, of course, no one jumped to the obvious conclusion that this is not because the sentences for drug dealers are too long, but that the sentences for rapists, violent attackers and dangerous drivers are too short, did they?
Criminologist Dr David Green of the Civitas think-tank claimed the proposals were 'intended to reduce the prison population because there is too little prison space.'Only if you mean it, David, and only if you stick to it. Not things our justice system is renowned for, unfortunately.
He added: 'All the real evidence on drug dealing and deterrence shows that deterrence does work.'
Neets (young people not in employment, education or training) will find themselves at the centre of the political battleground today as Gordon Brown unveils his “Budget for jobs” .Well, we know now what the so-called ‘Budget for Jobs’ is worth, don’t we…?
What do you do with Carl: 21 years old, still living at home with his six younger siblings, never had a job, abusive to his mother - and angry that the housing association sees no reason to give him his own place? I met him recently in Tonbridge, Kent, his language a barrage of curses, his behaviour bordering deranged.I think we can figure out for ourselves where his income (meagre as it may be) comes from, can’t we….?
Carl did not even sign on, a new one on me: somebody so utterly lethargic he couldn't even be bothered to claim benefits, presumably in case he was expected to do something at some point in return.
There is a slice of society that does not want to work. Benefits staff say that the problem is greatest among the young, who unlike older workers are unembarrassed about signing on.Because in the UK, we don’t ‘do’ shame anymore. Wasn’t that supposed to be a good thing, according to all the experts?
In the eight years to 2008, at a time of rising employment, the proportion of under-25s who were unemployed rose across both sexes and age groups, 16-18 and 19-24.Ah, of course. Let’s fall back on the statistics, after all, figures can’t be manipulated, can they?
Ministers believe that only a small minority of these do not want to work. They point to evidence that relatively few claimants are “sanctioned” by having their benefits payments cut if they fail to look for work.
But the number of sanctions does not begin to represent the number of loafers.Because the staff see the unemployed as their reason for existence, of course! No-one wants to jeopardise their own employment prospects by allowing their herd of carefully-tended human cattle to stray off the reservation…
Sanctioning is viewed by benefits staff as an extreme step.
What is missing from Carl and Shane and Paul, and from the single mothers who believe they cannot possibly work while they have to pick Lauren up from school, is ambition and determination - and those are hard to subsidise.And even harder to put back into a generation, once your ‘progressive’ social policies have bred them out…
Ministers will focus today not on the unwilling but on the 88 per cent of benefits claimants who they believe are willing workers. The Tories address a similar target group with their new master's degrees, and apprenticeships, and their proposal for street education youth workers. Look out, from the Government, for pledges to local authorities and businesses to subsidise heavily the creation of new posts specifically for Neets or longer-term unemployed, to the tune of far more than the £2,500 at present on offer.And all of those will fail to attract the likes of Carl and Shane and Paul into these new ‘opportunities’ for the same reason.
It could be up to half the £12,000 minimum wage salary for a full-time job; a subsidy for a job rather than a benefit, although at twice the cost to the taxpayer (and more than that if you consider that the council taxpayer may be funding the other half).
Despite the immense power he wielded, Jones remained a modest figure. He remained in his council flat in Denmark Hill in south London and turned down invitations to go into the House of Lords.What a contrast to today’s ‘what can I get for free?’ generation…
A research vessel for the federal agency charged with protecting the endangered right whale hit one of the animals off the Massachusetts coast this weekend, cutting into the animal's left tail fluke with its propeller.And before anyone points out that this was a total accident that could happen to anyone, and therefore should not be used to draw any conclusions, you can rest easy – the single-issue fanatics are waaaaayyyy ahead of you.
But the accident shows how difficult it is to protect the animal, even with the extraordinary precautions taken by a NOAA boat, said Regina Asmutis-Silvia, a Plymouth-based biologist with the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society.Yup, the fact that a government boat, presumably crewed by ‘professionals’, was unable to avoid this collision just means that all you proles out there need to work so much harder to avoid whales…
"To me, if it can happen to NOAA, it can happen to anybody," Ms Asmutis-Silvia said. "Therefore, everybody needs to up the ante and up their vigilance and take the issue much more seriously."
Janice Carrick was informed she had been captured exceeding the 30mph limit on her Meyra 12-volt electric scooter by a roadside camera./golfclap
However, at the time her vehicle was in for repairs and she was at a hospital appointment almost 40 miles away.
Miss Carrick said: "I'd need to make a few modifications to my scooter to be able to get to Leeds let alone travel at 41 mph.Indeed. You’d think they’d realise that when they looked at the photo before sending...
West Yorkshire's Safety Casualty Reduction Partnership, has re-examined the vehicle photographed and now found the vehicle involved was not a four-wheel electric mobility scooter.And the person who made the error has been sent to Specsavers, one hopes. If not sacked for gross negligence.
Police believe the mix-up may have resulted from someone cloning a number plate. A spokesman said: "We would urge Miss Carrick to contact us herself and explain the circumstances so that we can investigate the matter further."Really...? She needs to contact you?
Following on from opening a bank and running post offices, Essex County Council has set up Essex Communications to offer PR services.Splendid! So Essex council tax payers, instead of funding ‘schools ‘n ‘ospitals’, are funding the creation of a nice little business in peddling lies to the public.
Eleven staff are being recruited, with job adverts on the council’s website for account managers and account executives up to £42,000 a year.
Giles Roca, the authority’s head of communications who is running the agency, said it has already secured its first client in independent think-tank the Local Government Information Unit.You mean, the ‘independent think tank’ set up to ’provide support to councils and champion local democracy’ and which is ‘owned and governed by its members, the majority of who are local authorities’..?
Concerns have been raised at the creation of a business backed with public money.Yes, I’ll just bet they have...
Mr Roca added: “No business can go from zero to turning a profit straight away, and we see the county council’s funding as like an overdraft, which we hope to have paid off within three years and then start bringing money in.”Would that be in the same way that Alastair Darling ‘hopes’ to see growth in the UK economy that will bail him out of his ludicrous budget?
Tom Smith-Hughes, leader of the authority’s Lib Dem group, said the council needed to become a four-star performing authority before embarking on other ventures.If you were competing in the business market, you’d think so. But if you are just flogging your services to ‘independent think tanks’, and later on, no doubt, other councils, quangos, probably some fakecharities too, you probably don’t have to bother about all...
Mr Smith-Hughes said: “Until they have the maximum four stars and are improving strongly I think they should focus on providing the basic services at a better quality to residents.
“We have had to complain about misleading and innaccurate advertising coming out of County Hall. I think they need to sort out their own PR before looking to do it for others.”
Labour group leader Paul Kirkman said he has asked the council’s lawyers to investigate the legality of the scheme.And if they do their PR as well as they do those two things, I think we can forget them paying back the ‘loan’.
He said: “I’ve got no idea what could be next – perhaps a rocket ship to the moon.
“We’re losing the focus on core services like potholes and looking after vulnerable children.”
Social workers and police armed with a battering ram mounted an "invasion" to take an 86-year-old woman away from her family, her daughter has said.Was she mistreating her, then?
Rosalind Figg had initially withdrawn her frail mother from a care home in the city because she had apparently asked to return home, where her daughter could look after her.They threw a blanket over her head…?
But Mrs Figg was returned to the Butts Croft House home on Monday when four police officers, two social workers and a doctor came to the house on Keresley Close with a battering ram and a warrant to take her away. They threw a blanket over her head but Mrs Figg threw it off, her daughter said.
Ms Figg added she had given up the running of a local pottery shop to care for her mother who suffers from dementia and had experience as a carer.And, according to the ‘Mail’, she had done everything asked of her, and more:
Divorced mother-of-four Miss Figg and her partner Christopher Roberts, 41, created the downstairs bedroom, installed wheelchair ramps and had a special bed delivered with sensors in the mattress so an alarm would wake them if the old lady got up in the night.No details are given as to why not, but I can’t see how a care home could possibly provide this level of personal care.
But a council occupational health specialist ruled the three-bedroom semi-detached home was still not suitable for Mrs Figg.
A spokesman for Coventry City Council said: "Staff from a number of agencies are involved in safeguarding Mrs Figg, including using statutory powers to protect her against further moves and to provide a mental health assessment after she was removed from a residential care home by her daughter against advice from the Older People's Community Mental Health Team, which includes representatives from health agencies and Social Care."Yeah, see, the thing about ‘advice’? You don’t have to take it! Unless, it seems, you are under the ‘care’ of Coventry City Council social services.
Yesterday she was back in her room at £2,000-a-month Butts Croft House in Corley, Warwickshire.They always say ‘follow the money’, don’t they..?
Butts Croft House is a 28-bed home which specialises in dementia care. It has not been rated by the Care Quality Commission since changing ownership in October. It was inspected for the first time under the new regime last month.So, they can’t really be sure if it is officially the most appropriate place for Mrs Figg, but they are damn sure that her daughter’s house isn’t?
A spokesman for the CQC said the report was still being finalised and was not due to be published until late May.
Initial investigations have found residents reacted when Mungiki tried to expel people who came from a neighboring district, Kirinyaga, because members of Mungiki had been lynched in Kirinyaga, Kiraithe said.When did ‘resisting crime’ become something we are not supposed to do….?
(police spokesman Eric)Kiraithe urged members of the public to stop "using criminal violence to resist crime."
The paramedic, who was credited with saving hundreds of lives in his career, told police he had downloaded the 450 graphic images and videos of children being abused as a means to get away from his day-to-day life.Lest we are tempted to have a smidgen of sympathy, or believe that this might be another 'Operation Ore' foulup:
At least 170 of the images were rated at level four and five - showing the worst forms of child abuse.Still, at least he's safely locked up now where he can atone for...
Taylor was given a community sentence after Judge Gordon Risius decided to spare him jail.
The grandmother has been forced to put clothes on the ornaments after a neighbour complained to Bromsgrove District Council and an officer phoned her.I have to say, I find it hard to see what council regulation she might have broken. But then, we are talking about the West Midlands.
The offended neighbour confirmed she had made the complaint. The woman, who did not wish to be named, said she thought the gnomes were "pathetic".So, let's recap:
"I don't think they should be in a garden with my young kids running around nearby," she said.
"They are childish and I think it pathetic that they are in a front garden in full view of everyone."
Letter writing is becoming a lost art, according to education chiefs.No-one who has glanced at the ‘comments’ section of any local paper, particularly on a story followed by youngsters, will be surprised at that. Their comments are almost unreadable.
They said teenagers are increasingly unlikely to be able to address a letter correctly, spell 'sincerely' or sign off with their name.
Basic punctuation is being abandoned as emails, text messages and gossip magazine-style 'cliches' take over.
The problems were highlighted by the country's largest exam board, the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance, in a series of reports on last summer's English GCSEs.All, you’ll note, things that you don’t need for online communication (because the software inserts it for you).
In one question, candidates were found lacking when asked to address a letter to a Government minister about education.
'There were surprisingly few who: put an address, included a date, wrote an appropriate salutation, signed off appropriately and consistently with the salutation, included the name of the sender,' the report said.
Of another paper, which also called for the writing of a letter, the alliance said: 'The misuse or lack of capital letters were the commonest errors, an error often compounded by poor hand-writing and illegibility.This cannot have just come to light at exam time – it must have been apparent in their classes. Why is it not being picked up by teachers?
Initial letters in sentences are frequently written in lower case; random capitals are used throughout the response, and the personal pronoun "I" is written in lower case.
Meanwhile, examiners at Oxford and Cambridge have warned about the death of the apostrophe due to increased use of text messaging.Hmmm, ‘magazine-speak’ and ‘dully predictable cliches’…
They criticised pupils' limited vocabularies, which left them 'trapped firmly in the world of magazine-speak and dully predictable cliche; such as "you will love it".'
For the people of Frinton, their Victorian railway gates were a proud symbol of their heritage and old-fashioned values.Boooo……! Another blow for conformity and ‘sameness’.
The seaside resort has always clung tenaciously to its past and it was not until 2000 that the first pub was allowed to open for business.
But - in an operation carried out in the 2am darkness - Network Rail chiefs have removed the crossing gates to replace them with their modern equivalents.
Terry Allen, the town's mayor, said: 'Paris has its Eiffel Tower, London has Tower Bridge and in Frinton we have the gates. Everyone seems to want to change us.But we can’t have people deciding for themselves what kind of railway gates they want!
'It is gradual erosion, once you let things slip we will become just like any other resort and we don't want that.'
A spokesman for Network Rail said: 'We appreciate the importance of the level crossing gates to the people of Frinton. We'll be looking to donate the old gates to be preserved by the local community.'That’s a nice gesture, but utterly pointless. They don’t want the gates as a pretty piece of sculpture for the village green.
A man was arrested after police tried to stop travellers taking part in illegal horse racing down the A127.I love the phrasing there – ‘tried to stop…’.
Three horses and traps were seen racing along the eastbound carriageway of the A127 between Great Warley and West Horndon junctions shortly after 7am on Sunday morning.So, three racers with one, maybe two people in each, 20 vehicles (minimum of 2 people in each), that makes at least 46 people involved.
About 20 vehicles followed the horses, several completely blocking the carriageways, hard shoulder, a cycle track and the pavement.
Inspector Stephen Pearce of Chigwell Road Policing Unit said that there had been an increase in this kind of incident and several races had been held along that stretch of road since the start of the year.No kidding…
He said: "We believe the people involved have absolutely no regard for the safety of other road users."
A man was arrested at the scene on suspicion of obstructing police, dangerous driving and having an offensive weapon and is being questioned by police.No doubt the usual excuses will be proffered for the lack of enforcement action – not enough resources, not a priority, the need to tread softly with this ‘minority group’, etc.
"So when someone tells you we need the NHS, the welfare state or a big government they are really saying:and The Devil's Kitchen on much the same thing -
"Cant someone else do it?"
I say in return:
"No - but you can"."
"This has caused a fractured society, in which "helping someone" is redefined as "stealing money off someone else, by force, and giving it to someone anonymous in order that they should be employed to help the equally anonymous poor". And so our culture has led not to people thinking, "there is another human being in pain: how can I help?" but "why hasn't the state sorted that out?""
Les Lawson, secretary of the Merseyside branch of the official Liverpool Supporters' Club, said: "I think he should be sacked....
"There is no excuse for not showing respect to the 96 supporters.
"It was a sombre occasion and for him to do what he was doing was a total and utter disgrace.
…I have not observed so much hypocritical, sanctimonious hand-wringing since the last time a parochial story about the interplay between politicians and the media erupted.Sounds a little bit scared, doesn’t he? Is he feeling the hot breath of redundancy blowing into his cozy media world, I wonder?
…The entire New Labour spin operation and the timid policies that accompanied it were set up not out of arrogance but from a defensive fear of being destroyed by newspapers and now the internet.Or to paraphrase: ”We had to destroy the good name of politics in order to save it…”
On the Guido Fawkes website Brown is described as the Prime Mentalist and portrayed as bonkers. If you happen to be an ally of the Prime Minister, or indeed the Prime Minister himself, you might wish to put a slightly different point of view.You mean, the little people have found a voice, and aren’t prepared to simply listen, silent and rapt, at the feet of the media pontificators anymore? Quelle horreur!
Conveying a different point of view can be a risky business. We have reached one of those phases where anyone in the media who defends the government is ridiculed or attacked, a reverse police state.
When Draper set up the website Labourlist he became an immediate target of right-wing sites. They were quite open about why they were attacking him. He was supporting the government and they regarded this as unacceptable. They pointed out, rightly, that sites like the brilliantly innovative ConservativeHome contained criticism of the Tory leadership.And that’s all the fault of those wretched blogs, isn’t it, Stevie-boy?
But what they did not acknowledge was that there are plenty of places to go if you wish to find strong support for the Conservatives' leadership. There is almost nowhere to find anyone putting arguments that highlight the positive impact of some government policies.
The easiest column to write is an attack on Brown. You are part of the pack, safely protected by hundreds of other articles and blogs all making the same points and you know you will be showered with praise for your boldness.You don’t seem to wonder why there are so many articles on Brown’s incompetence. None of them, after all, are untrue.
Will some newspapers and the bloggers turn on Cameron and the Conservatives if they win the next election? It depends on what the government is like.Ah, maybe you do understand after all…
Living in the West, you could be forgiven for thinking that Somalia was little more than a dark and dangerous pirate theme park where American ship captains and US special forces go to gain their 15 minutes of fame.Yes, I’m sure that’s why they rescued those hostages – the CNN appearances.
But piracy off the coast of the Horn of Africa is merely a symptom, not the disease. The underlying issue is that the world has left Somalia to fester as a failed state for 18 years.Why is it the responsibility of ‘the world’ to resolve the problems of Somalia? It’s a sovereign country. Let it resolve its own problems.
The epicentre of the problem manifested in the piracy upsurge is the semi-autonomous region of Puntland. After being a relative success story within Somalia, Puntland risks becoming another failure. The international community needs to focus on training a coastguard and security forces more widely and engage with pirate groups to draw them into a refashioned security sector.Or as we prefer to call it in the unenlightened west, ‘protection money’.
This has to go hand-in-hand with an economic rescue package that would revive Puntland and create an alternative for those drawn to piracy out of sheer survival.
The international community should also draw up a list of individuals who pull the strings of the piracy business, undercut their distribution systems and threaten travel bans and legal procedures against those – the majority, in fact – who have dual Somali/Western nationality.Who are we talking about here, then? Don’t play coy – name names!
Instead of conducting military operations that would give the pirates and the insurgency a common cause, the international community should bring radicals to the negotiation table and be willing to make concessions to them for the benefit of peace, if and when they abandon their aggressive anti-government campaign.Sorry, sweetie, but I think we here in the west prefer to reduce the numbers of vermin, rather than encourage them to act less verminous (for a short time) with tempting offers of other people’s money.
The Home Office body has allocated large sums to its promotional budget despite growing concern about its failures to stem illegal immigration into Britain.Well, perhaps that’s Damian McBride and Dolly Draper sorted then…
While other government departments and private sector companies are cutting jobs in the downturn, the agency is currently advertising for a range of roles in a new communications campaign team paying up to £56,000 a year.
Damian Green, the shadow immigration minister, called for more money to be invested in front-line officers rather than publicity.But of course! It’s all they know how to do…
"In a crisis you can guarantee that New Labour will put spin before substance," Mr Green said.
"So at a time when our borders are open, and confidence in the immigration system is low, what do they do? They spend millions on advertising, and increase the size of what they call the 'professional communications community'."
A man was detained as a terrorist suspect for taking a photo of a police car being driven erratically across a public park.Another spectacular own goal by the police?
Malcolm Sleath, who is chairman of his local park society, was stopped by two officers and told he had breached Section 44 of the Terrorism Act.The police acting as bully boys again?
The law was amended in February to allow police to stop and search anyone they consider is a terrorist threat.
…Mr Sleath, acting chairman of the Friends of Town Park in Enfield, North London, was furious because police are not allowed to drive in that area of park.Oh, oh, looks like we’ve got these police bang to ri…
The 62-year-old management consultant said: 'It was coming a public footpath and leaving tyre marks everywhere and making people move out of the way.
'They are supposed to park and investigate things on foot, so I wanted to show the picture to the sergeant.
'(The officer) was clearly embarrassed to be photographed where he shouldn't have been and wanted to intimidate me.'
The two PCSOs had been dispatched to the park to look for evidence of drug use in the surrounding bushes.So, not real police after all.
But their bosses issued an immediate apology to Mr Sleath after the incident and admitted the pair should have been on foot.He’s proven to be utterly incompetent at his job, unable to follow instructions and inclined to be an abusive bullyboy when (rightly) challenged by the people that pay his wages.
The PCSO concerned has also received 'formal words of advice', a police spokesman said.
Foxx was heard saying on the show: "Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She need to get a gum transplant!"Ah, a Hollywood celebrity who is well aware of the approved routes to fame…
He also suggests she should make a sex tape, take heroin or smoke crack.
Cyrus did not release an official response but posted an entry on her Twitter page saying: "If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all."Nice sentiment, but sadly no longer appropriate for the modern age. Saying nothing at all doesn’t get you headlines and publicity.
He told American talk show host Jay Leno: "I so apologise, and this is sincere - I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it, and sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far."He’s a comedian? I thought he was an actor?
A three-year Government study into classroom behaviour will call for greater use of parenting contracts for mothers and fathers failing to keep children in line and £50 penalties for those condoning truancy.Which will no doubt either go unpaid, or, for those on benefits, be paid by the taxpayer…
More schools will also be encouraged to use traditional methods such as detentions, suspensions, isolation rooms and lunchtime curfews to punish badly behaved pupils. They will be told to order pupils to remove caps and confiscate mobile phones.You mean, all those old traditional methods that the progressives and their helpers in the teaching unions have spent decades undermining, campaigning against, sidelining and ridiculing?
Guidance also calls on schools to punish rowdy behaviour, bullying and fighting outside the school gates, including incidents on public transport, to stop poor behaviour spilling onto the streets.So, as well as suddenly becoming Robocop in the classroom, they are going to be expected to become Judge Dredd on the streets and buses too…?
Jules Donaldson, from the NASUWT teachers' union, claimed some headteachers were fuelling the problem by handing out prizes if children promise to behave instead of setting proper boundaries.Really..? A reward for doing what they were supposed to do in the first place?
More than six-in-10 teachers said they were unaware of their rights to discipline pupils, including the freedom to impose detentions, search children, confiscate mobile phones and punish bad behaviour occurring outside school.Perhaps that’s because, for so long, it’s been drilled into them that they have no such rights?
The bus will come equipped with the latest computer technology to enable gypsy families to surf the web for reduced rates.Now, this is much, much cheaper, and won’t be as easy to classify as ‘art’, but it does score those vital ‘diversity’ points!
The suggestion is part of a £60,000 planned investment by South Cambridgeshire District Council to revamp Blackwell and its neighbour site at Whaddon.Yes, you did read that right, they are planning to spend more on the wages for the guy overseeing the project than on the actual work itself.
Officials plan to spend a total of £26,600 on the improvements, and a further £32,487 on an official to oversee the work.
South Cambridgeshire District Council claims the proposals are designed to encourage travellers to use council services and promote integration.Oh, where to start….
A spokeswoman said: "Without the provision of these support services these marginalised groups could continue to experience social exclusion and poor health and educational attainment.
"The council has a duty to make its services accessible to all and operates a race equality scheme to eliminate unlawful discrimination and to promote race equality and good race relations.
"The scheme gives priority to work with the biggest ethnic minority in South Cambridgeshire."
Teenage girls will be offered a GCSE-level qualification in being a young parent.To be fair, it’s obvious that the UK isn’t going to win any prizes in the readin’, writin’ and ‘rithmatic stakes, so why not introduce something our underclass do excel at…?
Those who are 'considering becoming pregnant' or are so already will learn about caring for newborn babies, breastfeeding, family finances and how to deal with toddler tantrums.
Under the plan, Edexcel, the country's biggest exam board, will recognise teen parenting courses already coordinated by the National Community Learning Partnership.*sigh*
There is no lower age limit, and some girls who have been on the courses were just 12.
Mr Henderson has been suspended since October after being discovered allegedly accessing pornography in his office.Best excuse ever....!
It is understood he has argued it was not illegal and he only viewed images at school because long working hours meant he had no time at his home in Watford to access websites.
Spokeswoman for the 'Dream' project, Catherine Braithwaite said: "The decision to erect the sculpture was not taken lightly and consultation took over three years. The end result will be amazing."It will indeed, Catherine.
Shami Chakrabarti, director of the human rights group Liberty, said: "It is very difficult to understand what justifies a gargantuan police officer assaulting a smaller woman for having the audacity to complain."Take a good look at the video. Is the harridan protestor just ‘complaining’, as Shami claims…?
When asked if flying to Spain was as bad as knifing a person in the street, Ms Lucas said: ‘Yes - because they are dying from climate change.’Yes, that's the leader of the Green Party...
A Green Party spokesman said the comments have been taken out of context....before breaking into sobbing hysterics and getting on the phone to the nearest whorehouse, begging to be allowed to play the piano there, so he could tell people he had a respectable job for once.
Germany is planning to bring in a new law requiring gun owners to keep weapons in safes only accessible through the owner's fingerprints.You've decided to go on a rampage, and have killed a gun owner. You want to steal the owner's guns.
VS Ugrappa, a Congress leader, said Mr Acharya fled when he realised he was addressing Congress workers and not his own party men.
"The disturbance at Ashwell Prison sounded 'like a war', according to one eyewitness. Beverly Cardell, who lives near the prison, said: "My son woke me at 1am and said there were loads of police about.
"We could hear lots of noise, shouting, banging and general noise from the prison.
"You could see flames and there's smoke over the prison now.
"In 23 years we've had incidents like when some lads where on the roof, but nothing ever this bad. It was like a war."
The news that Boris Johnson is pulling the plug on the successful Rise festival, a London-wide event held for the past 13 years with a message of anti-racism, is not just a blow to all progressives in the nation's capital – it is a sign of things to come under a future Tory administration.You mean, public money won't be wasted on this sort of thing in future? Woohoo! Go Boris!
...now that he doesn't need anyone's votes until 2012 the real hard-right Boris is coming out of the closet as seen in his decision to discontinue the Rise festival, which drew a crowd of 100,000 last year at Finsbury Park.Eh...? This is what passes for 'hard right' in the mind of Rupa Huq? Cancelling an 'anti-racist' shindig that attracted a tiny percentage of London's population?
In its place will be two days of activities encouraging schoolchildren to take up musical instruments, including "street piano performances" in a number of areas that need rewarding for voting Boris in (Barnet, Redbridge, Hillingdon) and will be key Tory-Labour battlegrounds at the next general election.Oh, noes! The pianists are coming! The pianists are coming! Run for the hills!
Furthermore, the whole idea of pianos in the suburbs and music on the official curriculum smacks of "high culture". It indicates such elitism will inform government thinking on the arts under a future Tory administration.'High culture' instead of rap, hiphop and Peruvian nose flutes? *faints*
Dunno what grandpa Ali would have made of it all but if the BNP makes further advances this summer in the European elections then this shortsighted decision really will be no laughing matter.Yup, you heard it here first, courtesy of one of CiF's 'intellectuals' - the BNP will rise to power as a result of public piano performances...
Home Office offials who could care less that so-called 'students' don't appear to be studying at a reputable institution, or have the necessary funding, and simply rubber stamp their visasThe reason he doesn't dust off this old advertising campaign is, I suspect, simple. He doesn't have the slightest idea of how to fix this. Or he regards it as too much work (and it will be - a huge undertaking and not quickly resolved) and is content to take the reins of power and preside over such a broken country.
Education officials who regard shooting a teacher in the face with a pellet gun as unworthy of anything more than suspension for a week for the 15 year old pupil who did it
Judges who agree to the removal of an electronic tag and curfew restrictions of a manslaughter suspect so he can go abroad on holiday
Librarians so ignorant that they file Professor Chris Stringer's 'Homo Britannicus' under 'gay literature', no doubt due to the title
Transport chiefs who enthusiastically endorse a new electric bus that can only travel 60 miles before the batteries run out, and is so quiet that noise has to be added to it to prevent it running down unwary pedestrians