"I’m back from a short trip to Denmark where I saw a very tall (well over six foot) Pikachu carrying a half full bottle of Famous Grouse along the street. Later, that same Pikachu pushed a fifties gangster on a swing that looked like a spider web. There was a violin case involved.
At that point, I started drinking. I thought, if all that shit starts to feel normal, that’s when I’ve had enough to drink."