Friday 21 September 2018

But...But What About The Obesity Crisis!?

Teachers at Hockley Primary School in Chevening Gardens waited outside to give parents a Kit Kat with a note, providing comfort to parents on their children's first day.
I'm sure if Jamie Oliver had dreamed up this stunt, it would have been a carrot baton...
The note said:
"It's your little one's first day.
"And though your heart may ache.
"We're here to help them find their wings.
"So today you can take a break!"
 Ugh! That's more saccharine than the sweets!
Simon Harris, the author of the Southend News Network, felt the gifts were a perfect way to start the relationship between parents and teachers.
The world's gone mad!

4 comments:

jack ketch said...

Are KitKats certified organic, fair trade, vegan, halal, sucrose,nut and gluten free? If not I forsee the first suing of the new term.

Hallowed Be said...

Retaliatory giving is called for in this situation. End of term. Give each of the looker afterers a catering sized chocolate slab, to tide them over until the beginning of term.

Pat said...

So people at the chalk face are relating to ordinary people instead of the blob? Can we have more please?

JuliaM said...

"Are KitKats certified organic, fair trade, vegan, halal, sucrose,nut and gluten free?"

And free of things that people might be allergic to?

"Retaliatory giving is called for in this situation."

Heh! I like the way you think!

"So people at the chalk face are relating to ordinary people instead of the blob?"

Well, it's certainly a new direction!