Friday 5 July 2019

Careful Wording..?

Police searching a graveyard after reports of a sexual assault say no offence took place at the scene.
Hmmmm...
"Our officers received an account from a woman and they have reviewed local CCTV.
"Today, Sunday 30 June, we have spoken again to the informant who has confirmed no offences took place at this location. Enquiries are ongoing."
So did anything take place at all? Did it take place somewhere else? 

2 comments:

MTG said...

Strange...Mr Plod is normally content with his own fabricated accounts.

JuliaM said...

Heh!