I Guess You Don't Have To Be Smart To Be A Model...

Since the 'spiking' panic seems to have fizzled out, the Americans go one better. Well, don't they always?

The model also slammed Apple for the creation of the product in the first place due to the harmful implications that come with it.

“@Apple, did you take into consideration the danger and potentially fatal consequences this device has? Ladies, check your bag, coat, pockets and surroundings. Disturbed isn’t even the word.”

Apple wisely didn't comment, or say what I first thought: 'Yes, of course they did, airhead. Or you'd still be oblivious to the fact it's there...' 

On Apple’s website, the brand shared that the purpose of the device is as a “supereasy way to keep track of your stuff.”

The description reads, “Attach one to your keys, slip another in your backpack. And just like that, they’re on your radar in the Find My app, where you can also track down your Apple devices and keep up with friends and family.”

As for avoiding any “unwanted tracking” the site reads: “AirTag is designed to discourage unwanted tracking. If someone else’s AirTag finds its way into your stuff, your iPhone will notice it’s traveling with you and send you an alert (Ed: as happened here). After a while, if you still haven’t found it, the AirTag will start playing a sound to let you know it’s there.”

Still, I guess it got her name in the papers, and let's face it, it won't put off future employers. Since MENSA aren't likely to ever be perusing her LinkedIn...