Thursday 14 March 2024

Oh, Spare Us, Sergeant Cording..!

Sergeant Cording said: 'Even after over 23 years service, you come across things that you struggle to comprehend.
'Like yesterday when some great fast track work from the team identified a recently stolen caravan being towed by a vehicle on false plates, but then to find the driver was only 11 years old!'

The world and his wife all know the likely demographic involved here. 

'A search of the car also revealed equipment typically used by suspects to carry out thefts and a selection of vehicle registration plates.' It is thought that after travelling on the A1, the boy joined the M1 at Junction 48. The boy was arrested on suspicion of a number of offences including theft, burglary, going equipped for theft, and motoring offences including dangerous driving. He was questioned and has been released on conditional police bail to allow further enquiries to be carried out.

Am I wrong, Reader? 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps I'm being presumptious, but what are the chances this 11 year old will return to his, possibly illegally parked, caravan, whereupon the family will move to another village green, pub car park, or cricket pitch, change their names, and deny any knowledge of everything? Then, they'll do it all again.
Penseivat

Anonymous said...

Every Pikey child I ever arrested was nine years old . Even the ones with beards
Jaded

Umbongo said...

" . . what are the chances this 11 year old will return . .? Nil I suspect. But look at the benefits for North Yorkshire Police and Sgt Cording. They will get this particular scrote out of their hair and somebody else will have to deal with him and the parasites who nurtured him.

Matt said...

The pikeys are like every other protected race - imported against the will of the majority and take what they want without contributing anything back to society.

Why should we put up with them?

JuliaM said...

"Perhaps I'm being presumptious, but what are the chances this 11 year old will return to his, possibly illegally parked, caravan, whereupon the family will move to another village green, pub car park, or cricket pitch, change their names, and deny any knowledge of everything? Then, they'll do it all again."

You'll never lose THAT bet!

"Every Pikey child I ever arrested was nine years old . Even the ones with beards"

Heh!

"But look at the benefits for North Yorkshire Police and Sgt Cording. They will get this particular scrote out of their hair and somebody else will have to deal with him and the parasites who nurtured him."

It's like evicting antisocial tenants, it never solves the root cause, just moves it on.

"The pikeys are like every other protected race - imported against the will of the majority and take what they want without contributing anything back to society.
"


Spot on!