Off screen :- Yes, Jim, it is life, but not as we know it. Captain Sur -T. T. :- By Jove, that is the biggest black hole I have seen since Angela sat on the front bench teasing the opposition. Raquel, using your abacus, what size do you calculate it is? How long have we got and will we ever get out of this? Raquel Fraea Coonts :- Well when we first encountered it it was about 22 Billion something or another. (Remember the plosive on the B.) But now it is expanding exponentially. I do not know what that means but I am told I should be worried. How long have we got? Again my experts tell me that, because of something called relativity, for us it will seem like an eternity but for people in the real world we will be gone in a flash. No, we cannot get out of this mess. We are here for an infinity, which is a number so big it may be bigger than our National Debt. We may emerge in another Universe where nobody knows us. Captain Sur -T.T. Ah good.For a moment I was worried. Is my hair still immaculate?. I must tell them that my father was a tool maker.
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Off screen :- Yes, Jim, it is life, but not as we know it.
Captain Sur -T. T. :- By Jove, that is the biggest black hole I have seen since Angela sat on the front bench teasing the opposition. Raquel, using your abacus, what size do you calculate it is? How long have we got and will we ever get out of this?
Raquel Fraea Coonts :- Well when we first encountered it it was about 22 Billion something or another. (Remember the plosive on the B.) But now it is expanding exponentially. I do not know what that means but I am told I should be worried.
How long have we got? Again my experts tell me that, because of something called relativity, for us it will seem like an eternity but for people in the real world we will be gone in a flash.
No, we cannot get out of this mess. We are here for an infinity, which is a number so big it may be bigger than our National Debt. We may emerge in another Universe where nobody knows us.
Captain Sur -T.T. Ah good.For a moment I was worried. Is my hair still immaculate?. I must tell them that my father was a tool maker.
And for the last one.
"No, sir, we never get any complaints. We must be purty good cooks"
🤣 /applause
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