Here's How We're Squandering Your Taxes On The Feckless, Suckers!

That might as well be the subtext of this extraordinary PR blunder by the government:

What would you do with an extra 30 minutes in your day? 🤔

Free breakfast clubs are transforming mornings for 500,000 children - that's 95 precious hours back each year while children get a nutritious start to their day.

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— Department for Education (@educationgovuk) October 1, 2025

 How do you feel about this policy, knowing your taxes are going to feed the children of women like these, and for what? So they can go to the coffee shop or have a snooze? While you scrimp and save and work overtime to feed your own children?

I think what got me was the mum who declared that she forgot to 'feed her children' while appearing to have never once forgot to feed herself - they needed a wide angle lens to get all of her in shot!

I can only assume a member og that 'vast right wing conspiracy' we are told exists infiltrated the firm that made this nonsense.