Saturday, 7 August 2010

Failing To See The Wood For The Damned Great Money Trees...

The 'Indy' had a leading article on Thursday about the increased use of care for children since the Baby P scandal. It came to the conclusion that the unseemly fuss made by the public and media over the mistakes made forced, yes, forced the SS to take no chances, and so take children into care where they would previously have left them with their parents.

All this in a shameless bid to head off any attempted budget cuts at the pass. In doing so, however, it revealed the peculiar way the Righteous think:
The experience of Martin Narey is instructive here. When he was head of the nation's prisons he assumed that care was a gateway to crime and believed that children's exposure to public care should be minimised. But since he took over as head of the children's charity Barnado's he has been forced to the conclusion that our social services place too high a premium on keeping the birth family together; we can, and should, try to fix families with problems, but we should not persist in cases where it becomes clear that the prospects of success are bleak.
You see, it never occurs to the leader writer that Narey is simply dancing to the tune played by the piper.

Naturally, when he was in prison services, he wanted to find some other aspect of society to blame. And naturally, now he's in children's services, he wants to keep the constant flow of customers coming.

He's not had a 'revelation' at all. Unless it concerns his wallet...

Friday, 6 August 2010

Wising Up..?

An investigation into claims a woman was raped in Woking has ended after Surrey Police concluded the attack did not take place "as described".
That's heartening.

Not as heartening as the news that she'll be facing charges would be, admittedly. But maybe it's early days for that?
Woking neighbourhood inspector Lynette Shanks added: "This report caused significant concern among local residents in Goldsworth Park and I hope this update offers some reassurance to those who live close to the area."
Probably not the men...

H/T: Anonymouslemming in the comments,

Oh, Yeah, Let's Arm Our Police...

Police have apologised after accidentally shooting a 14-year-old girl with a Taser.

Officers investigating complaints of anti-social behaviour fired the Taser after attempting to arrest a man who had become aggressive towards them.

But the Taser missed the intended target and hit schoolgirl Jodie Gallagher, who was standing nearby...
Nice shootin', Tex!

Compare And Contrast...

A police force no longer makes suspects wear boiler suits while their clothes are being tested – because they are “oppressive”.

Greater Manchester Police, which used to hand out the blue paper suits, have ordered officers to drive suspects home and help them pick up fresh garments.
Hmmm, something a bit familiar about that. Now what could it b...

*snaps fingers*

Ah. Right. Now I remember:
OK, it's a crime scene. Everyone knows that. We watch 'CSI' and 'The Bill'.

But you can't spare someone to take this lad - the innocent victim, not the perpetrator - back to his house to collect his belongings while ensuring he doesn't affect it?

Not for the sake of simple humanity, if the modern police 'service' lacks that (it clearly seems to, at times), but for some good PR..?

What, is there no target for it?
*sigh*

When The Red Mist Descends...

Mr Whatley, who lives in Usk, Monmouthshire, said: ‘I couldn’t believe what was happening.

‘The police went completely over the top – you would have thought I had robbed a bank. I was terrified when they started smashing in the window and trying to kick in the windscreen.

‘It’s something you might expect in America but not in the quiet of the British countryside.’
Au contraire, Mr Whately. That's a foul slur on the US police.

Simply compare this video of an endlessly patient and utmostly professional US cop, who manages not to so much as raise his voice when confronted by an obstreperous pensioner, with the antics of the Gwent mob:



Still, we should be thankful, I suppose, that men like the Gwent Police stand ready against the most heinous of criminals, shouldn't we? What was he charged with again?
Mr Whatley was found guilty of not wearing a seatbelt, failing to stop for a police officer and having tinted car windows which did not conform to legal requirements but cleared of failing to stop after an accident.

He also admitted having a registration plate which did not adhere to regulations.
Whew! Well, we can all think our lucky stars, can't we?

Ya'all drive safely, now, y'hear?

Angry Exile and The Filthy Engineer have more.

Mystery Meat

A prison governor has apologised to Muslim inmates after they were served non-halal burgers.

Hmmm, so far, so compo-tastic. So, was this lamb, beef or chicken that simply had no ‘halal’ sticker? Because anyone can make a mistake.

Errr, not quite:

A number of Muslim inmates at HMP Ford, an open prison in West Sussex, are claiming they were served pork burgers by prison staff on Saturday evening.
Pork!?!

So, not exactly a mistake anyone could have made, then? But it gets worse…
A prison service spokesman told the BBC: "On Saturday a problem in the kitchens resulted in Muslim prisoners being mistakenly served non-halal food."

It is still not clear exactly what meat was used.
*boggle*

Thursday, 5 August 2010

Taking A Long Term View...

Michael Innerdale, general manager for the Peak District National Trust, said: 'We feel the work carried out by the county council has improved the condition of the stepping stones, making them more accessible for our visitors.

'Derbyshire limestone has been used to repair the stones and in time the stones will weather in appearance.'
Whereupon, if we haven't wised up and shot all health & safety staff and local government leeches, you'll no doubt do it all again...

H/T rogthornhill of NeueArbeit Macht Frei on Twitter this morning

Personal Responsibility; Does It Even Exist Anymore?

A scheme to protect women from domestic abuse by removing violent partners from the family home is being scrapped by the Government as part of its drive to cut public spending.
Boo! Hiss! Eeeeeevil Tories want women to be beaten up! They HATE women!

Sorry, I came over a bit ‘Independent’ there for a moment…

Let’s look at this in detail, shall we?
Under the so-called "go orders" planned for England and Wales, senior police would have been given the power to act instantly to safeguard families they considered at threat.

Violent men would have been banned from their homes for up two weeks, giving their victims the chance to seek help to escape abuse.
Hmmm, that bit about ‘considered at threat’ is a bit worrying, isn’t it?

If the violent partner – sorry, violent man, because it’s only ever going to be a man, right? – has committed an offence serious enough, shouldn’t they be behind bars anyway?
But Theresa May, the Home Secretary, has decided to halt the scheme, which was due to be piloted this autumn and be rolled out nationwide next year, The Independent has learnt.

She has told charities that she had taken the decision to save money and because of worries about the legislation setting up the orders.
So it was legislative problems as well, not merely money?

And why would that be?
David Hanson, the shadow policing minister, accused the coalition Government of seeming "happy" to allow potential victims to become actual victims.

"Domestic violence should be a priority for ministers. It has been a hidden crime for far too long," he said. "The first duty of a government is to protect its citizens."
Yes, indeed it is. ALL its citizens. Including men.

So why just the emphasis on female victims? And why the worry about legislative difficulties? Is this something potentially explosive, then?
Plans for Domestic Violence Protection Orders – modelled on similar schemes in Switzerland and Austria. – passed into law in April. Although they were championed by the former home secretary Alan Johnson, they received the support of all main political parties.

They were aimed at intervening in cases where police were worried about violent behaviour within a household, but did not have enough evidence to bring a criminal charge.
Ah. I see. Now it’s all clear…

It’s no wonder Teresa May has guided the Home Office away from this potentially-deadly little time-bomb left behind by the Harriden and her coterie of harpies…
Although 750,000 incidents are reported to the police each year, fewer than one-third of them result in criminal charges.
I wonder why?

Is that because the women involved decide that ‘he luvs me, really..’ after the beating, and refuse to co-operate?

Does the ‘Indy’ have a case study ready to tug at our heartstrings? Why yes, it does:
I was attacked and battered by my boyfriend for nearly two years before I finally decided enough was enough.
Two years..? Shouldn’t it be ‘weeks’?

Sorry, am I reading this right? *checks* Why, yes, it seems I am.
It would happen twice a month and I would often call the police. They would usually ask him to leave, but he would just sit on the garden wall and the police said they couldn't do anything because he was not committing any offence, it was still a domestic argument.
And yet, despite this, you stayed with him?

What, might I ask, did you expect the police to do about it, then? I’ve no doubt if you’d expressed a desire to leave, there would have been plenty of help.
I finally found the courage to leave him after he attacked me when I was pregnant.
*checks blood pressure* Damn, how high can this go before the top of your head blows off? Any doctors read this who might know?

Look, sweetie, you know full well that this man is a dangerous, violent thug, yet you get yourself pregnant by him?
I went to court and took out a molestation order which means he cannot come near the property or speak to me about anything other than his daughter.
Oh, well done! Good for you! A little bit late, perhaps, but then…

Oh, wait a minute! If you took action (finally) to resolve the problem, why are you here in support of this barmy new (and potentially discriminatory) suggestion that…

Oh. Right:
I think giving the police the power to keep violent partners away from their partners for two weeks would have been very helpful.
Because you didn’t want to go to the trouble, did you? You wanted someone else to do all the work for you, didn’t you?

Because you are yet another fine example of a generation growing up to expect the state to take every action on your behalf, to take all responsibility so that you don’t have to…
It used to be very frustrating that my partner would come back to my house just hours after I had called the police and there was not much I could do. When I felt in danger I knew there were things I could do, people I could phone, but I could never do it when he was around. I am sure other women who are now in the situation I was in feel the same.

But if I knew he would not be back for two weeks it would have given me time to do something.
Really? And yet, you managed just fine without it, didn’t you?
I might have been able to get the help I needed sooner."
You didn’t need ‘help’, sweetie. You needed a swift kick up your lazy arse so you’d see sense and sort out your own problem. Did you actually learn anything from this experience, I wonder?

Oh. Right. You learned that if you just hang on long enough – and manage to stay alive – someone else might decide to fix it for you…

I'm Guessing Compulsory Helmets...

...wouldn't have helped much?
Two men have pleaded not guilty to a burglary on a clothing superstore using heavy-duty quad bikes.

Four men took part in an early morning raid in Cardiff last December.

Two of them were killed as they made their escape along the railway tracks when their quad bike collided with a train.
I bet they are included in the figures though!

So, Nabila, Where Were All The Men?

Nabila Ramdani falls for the oldest trick in the book:
Even by the standards of French "community" policing, it is a desperately harrowing video. Filmed by an amateur cameraman, it shows riot police in the notorious Seine-Saint-Denis suburb of Paris breaking up a demonstration by evicted mothers, some of them pregnant. Displaying the kind of respect and sensitivity normally reserved for prone drunks, the officers poke, manhandle and then drag the protestors along the road, along with their crying young children and babies.
Yes, it doesn't look pretty, does it?

But why are you not asking why these women put their children in harms way by squatting, and then resisting their eviction, in the first place?

And why is it JUST women and children in these protests? Where are their men? Surely these aren't immaculate conceptions?

Still, I expect Nabila doesn't have to live in a part of Paris where illegal immigrants squatting is a problem, so why shouldn't she take out an onion for these people?

Naturally, Sarkozy is the devil incarnate for CiF columnists:
Sarkozy, the ever radical rightwing thinker, also said he would withdraw French nationality to any immigrant involved in law-breaking as well as erring French citizens of foreign descent.
Really..?
Welfare payments to immigrants without official papers would be reviewed and minimum sentences for criminals would be raised.
How terrible...

When can we see these radical rightwing policies enacted here? The sooner, the better.

Oh. Damn.