Wednesday, 4 April 2018

"The Police Are The Public..."

...except when they're not:
Kevin Clarke, 35, died in police custody at Lewisham Hospital shortly after 4pm on March 9 following an incident earlier that afternoon in Polsted Road outside St Dunstan's College.
Mr Clarke was restrained as he appeared to be having a mental health crisis before ambulances arrived and his condition is reported to have deteriorated as paramedics arrived on the scene.
An investigation has been launched by the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC), with statements taken from nine police officers.
You'll note that they weren't arrested.

Show 'Em The Whip, Mr Miller!

Police have issued 15 banning orders against professional beggars and others who are blighting Southend’s town centre and intimidating shoppers.
The criminal behaviour orders, which have been secured against 15 people, often have conditions to stop them from entering the High Street or to be seated in a position which is considered as begging. To fulfill the order, the 15 people must also engage with support services to change their habits.
John Lamb, leader of Southend Council, said that the measures were put in place following an increase in beggars moving to the town.
Well, hurrah! What prompted you to do something at last?
This week, Philip Miller, owner of Adventure Island, took to Twitter to hit out at the authority over the amount of beggars and rough sleepers.
He said: “Walked from the seafront to the Odeon twice this week. Passed beggars, homeless encampments and aggressive yobs.
“Should be renamed Southend Dire St. Time for action? Are Southend Council on holiday?”
Well done, Mr Miller! Something Southend Council can't ignore. Bad PR from a wealthy businessman.

Tuesday, 3 April 2018

Who Could Take Issue With The 'Expertise' Of Essex Police, Inspector..?



Why, not me... *tongue firmly in cheek*
Ch Insp Pudney said: “First and foremost, Southend continues to be a safe place to live and visit. The violent disorder on Tuesday is an extremely rare occurrence and it appears to have been targeted among a group of people known to each other and there is no identified wider threat to the public.
“There is nothing to suggest any organised criminality at this stage, nevertheless investigators will maintain an open mind.
“I hope the level of expertise that we have allocated to investigate this incident demonstrates and reassures the public how seriously we have taken this.”
H,,,,.... *glances at sidebar on the Echo*


Gosh. It's almost like your soothing words are falling on deaf ears, isn't it, Inspector?

Ah, Yes, Was Ever A Union So Well Named?

A zero-tolerance approach to discipline in schools amounts to “child abuse”, teachers have claimed.
Wait, wait, let me guess - 'minorities worst hit'?
Extremely strict behaviour policies unfairly punish working class children who may not be as focused in class or as well-behaved because of difficult circumstances at home, teachers have suggested.
Ahhhh yes, The age old 'Officer Krupke' theory. They are depraved on account of they're deprived!
The remarks came as the NUT section of the National Education Union (NEU) raised their concerns about the state of children’s mental health at their annual conference in Brighton.
You know, it really was nice of them to choose an acronym that's so descriptive...
There was unanimous support from conference delegates to opposing "the move towards ever more punitive behaviour policies in schools" which it said was "feeding a mental health crisis for our children".
What about the mental health crisis that's being fed by loony bleeding heart experiments? It's doin' my NUT in...

Monday, 2 April 2018

Not As 'Depressed And Stressed' As The Poor Bloody Taxpayer, Dana...

Via TimNewman on Twitter, who I think is trying to kill me:
Dana Sanderson, 21, who gave birth to her daughter, Ruya Ansin, in January, is five months behind on her rent and struggling to make ends meet because of a ‘mix-up’.
She has had to ask for donatins (sic) of clothes for her baby and says she has become depressed because of her financial woes, which she believes is impacting Ruya. Miss Sanderson said: ‘I feel like I am failing her. It’s devastating and gutting for me.
‘I want to give her everything but at the moment I can’t give her anything. They are only young for a short amount of time and I don’t want her looking back and thinking she didn’t enjoy that time of her life.
‘I am so desperate and it is affecting my baby because I’m stressed, full of anxiety, crying all the time and I’m struggling to get her to sleep.
‘Babies can sense your mood, and with me being all upset and up in their air it’s definitely affecting her.’
GAAAH! WHERE TO START?! *necks blood pressure tablets like Smarties*
Miss Sanderson, whose parents emigrated to New Zealand three years ago, worked for Greggs before going on a year-long maternity leave to give birth to her daughter.
Greggs? I didn't know they paid enough to raise a child?

Of course, they don't, do they?
She receives £140 a week in maternity allowance but after her outgoings, including rent, utilities, food, clothes, nappies and Ruya’s other essentials, she has virtually no money left.
She has been trying to claim extra money through working tax credits, child tax credits and child benefits, which she believes would give her an extra £140 a week to spend.
However, she claims HMRC made an error in taking down her postcode, which led to her baby’s birth certificate, which she had sent to them, being posted back to the wrong address.
Hmm, bungling government agency meets scrounging single mum. Can't they both lose?
‘I feel like I would have done better out of this if I was unemployed,’ Miss Sanderson said.
‘I pay tax and my national insurance and they don’t pay you when you need it.
‘If I could work now I would work overtime because money means everything but I can’t because I'm a single mum.
‘I’ve tried to see if I could start working from home too, but that would then conflict with my benefits.’
Translation: "Then I'd have to work, and I just want free money..."

"Dictionary For The Snowflakes, STAT!"

A hospital trust has been criticised for...
*takes deep breath*
...describing mothers who use formula milk as "artificially" feeding babies.
Ummmm, hang on.



Yup, that's factually correct. What's the problem?
One woman who said she had been unable to breastfeed said the letter's wording made her "sick to the stomach".
Ah. The perennial 'problem' these days. Someone has hurt feelings!
The trust said it would "consider carefully" feedback it had received.
Before, hopefully, telling them to grow up....

H/T: CJ Nerd via email

Sunday, 1 April 2018

Happy Easter Sunday...



...however you choose to celebrate it.

Normal Bank Holiday service will resume tomorrow.

Saturday, 31 March 2018

When Trendy Restaurant Meets Chippy Activist Customer...

Louise Ankle, 31, was having dinner with her friend Matthea Fearon, 32, at The Botanist, in West Bridgford, Nottinghamshire, on Sunday evening.
Miss Ankle, who works in retail, said they enjoyed their meal and asked for the bill, which was presented in a hardback book. It was designed for customers to open the front cover and find the receipt.
Blimey, I didn't realise this modern trend had spread to the delivering of the bill too!
But they flicked through the rest of the pages - which were supposed to be glued together, but had come unstuck - towards the end of the book. And they discovered a page in the book, which displayed the N-word as part of a page heading. The book is believed to be a collection of essays by Scottish philosopher Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881), who wrote in 1849 arguing in favour of slavery.
*shrugs* So...?
Miss Ankle said: 'We did realise at the time we were the only two black people in the restaurant. Although it did not bother us, we were aware. 'When [the bill] came, it came in a book which was closed. I did not see the N-word.
'Matthea opened it and flicked through to the back of the book. Her first reaction was, "Oh my God". She said it again and was hesitant to show me.
'[It was] at the back of the book. We both were in shock, we were both flabbergasted. The initial reaction is shock then it quickly turns into anger and upset.'
And you got a free meal out of it. Was that enough? No, of course not. Not when you can climb up on your soapbox and gain the adulation of the anti-racism industry too...
She added: 'We have [since] been emailing the manager of the restaurant and we are talking with them at the moment. 'There's nothing in particular I want. I do not want an item or to go back to the restaurant. We want to make people aware that these things do happen.'
What, total accidents whereby you come across the word 'nigger'? I guess you've never read any books, or heard any rap records, for that matter...
Miss Fearon, who works in the hospitality industry, said: 'As racial as the word is, this is more to do with ignorance and education.
'We were just shocked more than anything. You do not expect to go out anywhere and see that word.
'There were children in the restaurant who could have opened it.'
*rolls eyes*

Of course, this feigned shock and outrage is merely designed to make someone grovel. And of course, someone promptly does.
Chris Hill, CEO of the New World Trading Company, which owns the restaurant chain, said: 'First of all we are horrified, apologetic and distressed, as you would imagine. We would like to reaffirm our apologies to them and anyone else offended by this.
'We buy vintage books from our supplier. They arrive to us hollowed-out and glued together. We ask for them to be old and vintage-looking.
'What looked to have happened is in the book presented to Ms Fearon... the glue came away and the page revealed content and this awful language.'
Look, you had an idea for trendy bill-presentation, and the supplier supplied what you wanted - old books. That's all.

It was never intended they be read. It was clearly an accident. Why the over-the-top apology? That's all you have to say!
He added: 'We do not specify at all what we want. We have withdrawn the books from across the sites and will not reinstate them unless we can be 100 percent satisfied that an incident like this will not reoccur.
'We will be going back to the supply chain to understand how this would have happened.
'We withdrew the books immediately the following morning, this was across the country.
'There's no title on the front of the book, it had Carlyle on the side. The vast majority of the content had been hollowed out. It was the few pages at back of the book. We had no idea.'
That's certainly true. No idea that you are simply a pawn in these women's public display of outrage. No idea that you are merely making it harder for the next target of their self-publicity drive.

Woman Who Owes Her Meteoric Rise To Political Correctness Denies Its Effects...

Miss Dick said she would not to be cowed by political correctness, adding that crime victims had told her they want to see police ‘get out there and do more’.
That's some chutzpah, right there! I can only assume the interviewer began laughing incredulously at that point, forcing her to admit that maybe this was a tough one to swallow....
She admitted that officers probably did ‘slightly lose confidence’ and were ‘fearful they might get into trouble, or they might not be supported if they had a complaint’.
Because they won't be. Since the rest of your interview was a desperate attempt not to name the elephant in the room, but to find other 'causes' to blame.

How about social media?
Scotland Yard commissioner Cressida Dick said gangs were using online platforms to glorify street violence and show off ‘with weapons’.
 No, not buying that? Hmmmm....

Hey, I've got it! It's that devil music they listen to, right?
Miss Dick also raised concerns about the violent undercurrent in some music, especially grime.
She warned that it could lead vulnerable youngsters to think it was ‘an admirable thing to be talking about violence and people perpetrating it’.
Ah, they love that word 'vulnerable', don't they?

Friday, 30 March 2018

When Compo Culture Goes From Bad To Worse...

Two years on the from disaster (sic), McGrotty's 86-year-old father, Noel, said he has received a legal notice from Ms Knox explaining her intention to claim from McGrotty's estate.
Speaking from his home, Noel McGrotty said he was confused after being sent a private delivery and had to sign for it.
He added, according to Derry Now: 'It was a big envelope full of legal documents - hard for the ordinary man in the street to understand,' he said.
'Then I saw the name Knox and realised it was from the girl that took the baby when she was brought out of the water that day.'
But he said he was unsure why he was sent the documents because he is not the executor of his late son's estate.
Not unsure because who is so crass as to claim for this in the first place? But fear not! You see, it was all a misunderstanding!

She really meant to claim off the poor bloody taxpayer...
Ms Knox's sister Laura, however, said in a Facebook post she would 'never be as spiteful to claim off an 86-year-old man' and stressed that she thought she was suing Donegal County Council.
*speechless*