Detective Chief Inspector Simon Crisp, who was in charge of the investigation, said the case showed how dangerous hard drugs and their substitutes were in a family environment.And that's that leaving a pair of drug addicts in charge of a child of any age, but particularly a baby, is like tossing it over the wall of the gorilla enclosure at Jersey Zoo.
Wait. Sorry, my mistake. The gorillas have more sense and compassion.
They have more than the local social services, too, clearly. Maybe they should hire some gorillas?