George spends his life on the loch - around 60 hours a week - taking tourists out on his boat Nessie Hunter IV, and has led numerous Nessie hunts over the years.*suspicions aroused*
He now claims the picture is the best ever taken of the Loch Ness Monster and - most importantly - proves once and for all that the elusive leviathan is definitely NOT a sturgeon.
He says he has even had it independently verified by a team of US military monster experts…Such teams exist? Well, whadda ya know!
'I’m convinced I was seeing Nessie as I believe in these creatures.'There’s a name for that, isn’t there?