Sunday 17 April 2016

'Daily Mail', Were Your Reporters All Raised By Wolves, Or Something?


I mean, they can't get the book right, and it's in the bloody film title!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This and the "vicious" seaweed hunter story make me wonder what sort of interns the DM uses. Have they been raised entirely indoors by tablets and pcs? Protected from literature, natural history programmes and common sense?

Just Trevor said...

... what sort of interns the DM uses.

They must get them cheap from the local cretin farm, sorry I don't know what the nearest Yoonie is called.

Bill in St Louis said...

Holy crap. Words fail me at this level of ineptitude. I know there are more important things to worry about, but still.... there is a saying over here: Rope + tree + journalist. Perhaps you should adopt this one for yourselves.

Bill Sticker said...

Not only that but the two 'songs' aren't in Kiplings original work. His accompanying poems are far darker. No wonder that Disney never used them as the basis in the '67 original. Christ alone knows what a reading would do to the Sub-Educational Sub-Eds at the Wail.

JuliaM said...

"...make me wonder what sort of interns the DM uses."

Me too. Can't they just steal stuff from Wikipedia?

"I know there are more important things to worry about, but still.... there is a saying over here: Rope + tree + journalist. "

Not enough trees!

"Christ alone knows what a reading would do to the Sub-Educational Sub-Eds at the Wail."

Heart attacks all round!