Wednesday, 1 February 2017

Chutzpah Of The Year!

Yeah, I know the year's just got started, but it's going to be hard to top this one...
Firefighters took two hours to put out the blaze, but the after-effects are still being felt by her children Taylor Dodd, 15, Harrison Happe, nine, and Summer-Lily Happe, seven.
We're off to a good start! Different names for the spawn, check!
She was particularly spooked as her and partner Charlie Heatley’s seven-month old baby, of the same name, were sleeping in one of the affected bedrooms just ten minutes before the fire broke out.
Still breeding despite circumstances, check!
Clare and Charlie, who are both unemployed, have thrown away the identical hoverboards given to Taylor and Harrison for Christmas, and have vowed to never again buy an electric item on Facebook.
They also plan to take legal action against the seller, who charged £185 for each of the hoverboards.
Chavs spending money they haven't got on extravagant presents for the spawn, check!
“I can’t believe it,” Clare admitted. “To stand outside and watch everything you worked hard for just go up in smoke was awful.”
BINGO!

11 comments:

Bucko The Moose said...

You forgot double barelled chav Christian name

microdave said...

"Everything you worked hard for"

You mean "Everything other people worked hard for"...

Anonymous said...

If these brains of Britain have thrown the hoverboards away, as reported, then good luck with their legal action as they now have no evidence the boards were faulty or the cause of the fire. Meanwhile, the local populace must be greatly heartened to know that their taxes are going towards the benefit of an unemployed woman who can't seem to keep her legs closed, and an unemployed man who may well do a runner, as the other male breeders have done, once he realises that one day the sex is not worth having to talk to her.
Penseivat

Andrew Scarborough said...

Bingo indeed. It was also a full house.

Pcar said...

POTUS Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton introduced injected (but surgically removable) contraceptive implants (iirc implant worked for 5 years) for female trailer trash. iirc No implant = no benefits.

PM May should copy the Clinton policy. How could the left object if she does what the Clintons did?

Anonymous said...

Bunny

I feel that Mr Penseivat may have been a touch cruel, but entirely accurate.

Anonymous said...

Pace,
I understand that Cigar Bill's policy only related to white females. If the women were white, they were trailer trash. If they were black they were disadvantaged.
Penseivat

Pcar said...

@Penseivat

All news reports I saw showed black females with implants in upper arm.

Anonymous said...

Pcar,
I stand corrected.
Penseivat

Lynne at Counting Cats said...

The benefits entitlement class. How hard they must work having to traipse down to the Post Office to withdraw other people's money.

JuliaM said...

"You forgot double barelled chav Christian name"

That's become so ubiquitous I no longer notice!

"If these brains of Britain have thrown the hoverboards away, as reported, then good luck with their legal action as they now have no evidence the boards were faulty..."

LOL! Outstanding!

"Bingo indeed. It was also a full house."

Heh!

"How hard they must work having to traipse down to the Post Office to withdraw other people's money."

It's probably paid by direct debit these days... :/