Sunday, 12 February 2017

I Think What We All Want To Know Is...

Night Czar Amy Lamé today revealed that she had been groped on the Tube as she pledged to tackle sexual assaults of women after dark in London.
...how on earth did the bloke manage it?




  Can you even get one of these down the escalator?

8 comments:

microdave said...

More likely she straddled TWO seats, and wasn't aware that the armrest was doing the groping...

Michael said...

Where was Stevie Wonder when this happened and is the guide dog recovering? I despise rapists and those who cannot keep their hands to themselves but is there a culture rapey enough to pose a threat to her? BTW, what is a "Night Czar" and how did we manage before we got one? Obviously not short of a bob or two to visit Mrs Miggin's Pie Shop is she?

Anonymous said...

Poor man is maybe still in there,trapped in one of the many wrinkles.

Fruitbat44 said...

Personally, whatever Tsarina Lame's politics or character, I hope she gave her groper a really good slap.

Pcar said...

"...how on earth did the bloke manage it?"

more importantly: ...why on earth would any bloke do it?

Draining of swamp of freeloaders sucking taxpayers needed in UK too

btw: Is she Camilla Batmanloony's sister?

Anonymous said...

I have my doubts that she was groped. I'm more likely to believe it was one roll of body fat rubbing up against another.
Penseivst

DJ said...

Yeah, I bet she was groped... by a guy who goes to another school. You wouldn't know him.

JuliaM said...

"More likely she straddled TWO seats, and wasn't aware that the armrest was doing the groping..."

LOL!

"...I hope she gave her groper a really good slap."

That's not what a modern woman does, far too self-reliant!

"Yeah, I bet she was groped... by a guy who goes to another school. You wouldn't know him."

:D