Wednesday 11 October 2023

Why Are We Sending Our Dumbest To University?

A former student carried out sexual assaults at a Scots university after claiming to be conducting radiation testing for the Ministry of Defence.

Wait, what? And who on earth believed him? 

John Beaumont subjected victims to fake medical examinations and even got one to sign the ‘Official Secrets Act’. He convinced three fellow students – two males and a female – the procedures were necessary as they may have been affected by the disaster at the Chernobyl nuclear power station in 1986.

/facepalm 

Mr McElroy yesterday told the Edinburgh hearing one of those targeted in St Andrews ‘went online and noted the accused had been convicted for offences that mirrored what had happened to him.’ The matter was then reported to the police.

University clearly wasn't for them, was it? 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Frankly laughable. OK, so he's a crook and probably a pervert, but the 'victims' were so stupid and gullible that I'd be surprised if they were smart enough to enter Uni in the first place.

MTG said...

A Huddersfield graduate miraculously landed a job and on his first day at work, the manager handed him a mop and bucket.

"Wtf...didn't you know I graduated from Huddersfield University?"

"Crikey...forgive me" said his new boss. "Let me show you how to use them."

JuliaM said...

"...the 'victims' were so stupid and gullible that I'd be surprised if they were smart enough to enter Uni in the first place."

It's no longer a place that requires that as a condition of entry, clearly.

""Crikey...forgive me" said his new boss. "Let me show you how to use them.""

😂🤣😂