It's that time of year...when the 'Guardian' starts to publish lists of gift suggestions that no-one in their right mind would give anyone. This one in particular caught my eye for all the wrong reasons...
'Vegan'!! Are you too wondering if the 'Guardian folk' are a little confused about which orifice this thing is designed for, Reader?
6 comments:
It's vegan because the real thing is meat!
It's the sort of gift you give to the vegan in your life when telling them they can go fuck themselves.
Vegan? Why wouldn't it be? I'm struggling to imagine why anyone would think that a buzz toy would have any animal products in it. Plastic with a few small metal parts, some chemicals in the batteries as far as I know.
Stonyground.
So, I looked into it and learned that some types of latex rubber contain powdered milk. Every day is a school day.
Stonyground.
Are the terms "tennis player" and "vegan" some kind of sexual preference code. Like "water sports"? Asking for a friend.
I can't speak for the rest of you, but I don't want my dildos being tested on animals. Not if I am going to be using them after.
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