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*orders twelve*

It's like they've never heard of The Streisand Effect, isn't it?

Dr Judith Is Cross…

...how dare these peasants criticise the service?

Several more people say they have received the letter, signed by GP partner Dr Judith Cross, which argues that complaints should go through the proper channels.

The letter says: 'The partners at the practice are aware of your comments and how you feel. We have zero tolerance for inappropriate patient behaviour which is either face to face, over the telephone or on social media networks and do not accept this from our patients.'

The letter invites recipients to speak to the patient liaison manager and one of the GP partners, but adds 'in the absence of such a meeting, it is felt you might give consideration to finding an alternative practice to receive your general medical services'.

Oh boy. If you thought the comments were a PR blot for your practice, what do you think the publication of this hectoring, arrogant letter is going to be?

Tell me, Dr Judith, have you ever Googled the term 'Streisand Effect'? No? Well, you might want to...

No, Dr Ulfkotte, The Point Is, If You Were, You Wouldn't Be Capable Of Feeling Shame...

Dr Ulfkotte, 50, who currently has a book at number three in the bestselling chart in Germany called 'Bought Journalism', is aghast at the lawsuit which he promises to fight 'tooth and nail.'

He said: 'If I was Dr Ubani, I would be ashamed to be involved in this after what he did.'

He's also never heard of the Streisand Effect.

If You Live In Essex & You Have Videos Of ‘Spitting Image’…

…better get rid of them now!

An Essex Police spokesman said: “We are investigating allegations of malicious communications and inquiries are ongoing.”

Really? I mean, really?

Essex Police confirmed a probe is under way after a complaint from the mayor after a link to the video on Facebook and Youtube was e-mailed to all councillors and senior officers at Basildon Council.

The video is a skit on an embarrassing photograph posted online of the mayor after Armed Forces Day in Basildon, in June, when she appeared to be looking at her mobile phone while receiving a salute from troops.

So what if it's a skit? Are Essex Police the Humour Police now?

Mrs Larkin said: “You can expect criticism as mayor, but no one should have to put up with this sort of humiliation – it is disgusting.”

And, thanks to the fact that you are far too dim to know about things like the Streisand Effect, now far, far more people have seen it than ever would under normal circumstances. It's even made the States!

Mr Ball said: “We’ve been the subject of these cartoon videos before, but previously there’s been an element of humour and they were quite cleverly done.

“Although this video had similarities, it was lacking in any humour and was appallingly offensive to the mayor.”

And, much as you might wish it were otherwise, that's not a crime...

Still, it’s not like Essex Police have any more serious crimes to deal with, I suppose…