Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Gosh, Tell Us Something We Didn't Know, Next Time...

Car commuters will get to work 12 minutes quicker on average this week as they will not have to compete with the school run, it has been disclosed.
I like the use of the word 'disclosed' there, like they've decided to throw open the secret vaults and let us all in on some big mystery...

2 comments:

Chalcedon said...

Something I always noticed myself when I used to drive to work. Disclosed? Was it a state secret? Was it something we oiks are too stupid to work out for ourselves?

SteveShark said...

However, it can also be disclosed that the average of 12 minutes you save driving to work will be eaten up by the extra time it takes you in the supermarket to fight your way through all the trolleys being pushed by brats on holiday.