Sunday 8 April 2012

Doesn't Really Need Sherlock Holmes, Does It?


No, really?

10 comments:

Jay said...

Could have been an allergic reaction to a lubricant... you never know. ;)

Stonyground said...

Maybe if you wanted to murder someone you could make it look like an S&M game gone wrong?

Stonyground said...

Maybe if you wanted to murder someone you could make it look like an S&M game gone wrong?

Anonymous said...

"Maybe if you wanted to murder someone you could make it look like an S&M game gone wrong?"

It is one possibility but only the most brazen would court an unwelcome degree of news interest. I mean, it would sell as much copy as polonium poisoning, using an isotope exclusive to Russian Military sources.

Nah, smart professionals would opt for suicide in a leafy wood, using the old wrist slashing technique.

Bedtime stories said...

Oh do tell us more about the sex toys. Were they wind up devices that purred and clucked on little legs? Were they lego-like erections of towering proportions? Had the poor man been having imaginary conversations between Vicky Vulva and Percy Prick?

This sort of story leaves me wanting to know more...

James Higham said...

"Love" game?

James K said...

@Stonyground - yes, indeed, and that is why the case does indeed need Sherlock Holmes.

Ian B said...

I'd just like to state clearly here that if I'm ever found dead and naked with a ligature around my neck and a satsuma in my mouth, it's murder.

JuliaM said...

"This sort of story leaves me wanting to know more..."

:D

"I'd just like to state clearly here that if I'm ever found dead and naked with a ligature around my neck and a satsuma in my mouth, it's murder."

Duly noted ;)

buddy2blogger said...

LOL at the reference to Sherlock Holmes.

Cheers!