Sunday 29 April 2012

Hull. Again.

His barrister Charlotte Baines said he has been suffering from severe depression after the breakdown of a relationship and did not aim directly at the children.
In Hull, I guess that qualifies him for sainthood?
"He struggles to understand why he did it but recognises the impact of his behaviour on the complainant and the young children who witnessed it."
I think we can all understand why he did it, actually.
Judge Sampson said: "What you did was an act of monumental stupidity. Firing an air weapon into a public space where children were playing is an act of gross recklessness for which only a custodial sentence is appropriate.
"I have found this very difficult indeed, but I am just persuaded I can suspend that sentence."
How surprising...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Something must be done to curtail dangerous 'horseplay'.

Just envisage the resultant carnage had police mistaken the air rifle for a table leg.

jaded said...

Just envisage the resultant carnage should Melvin not appear on here with another hilarious anti-police barb.

wpc steamer said...

thanks four the tip on gadget jaded but the boss sed they was for solid werk so im in to minds weather too sell mi poopa scoopa medals did you get one for inglish like wot i did?

Anonymous said...

You missed some cracking stories in the paper

The man who turned his wife in to the police because she was stealing from people who she was looking after, who is now being divorced by his wife for "unreasonable behaviour"

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/Husband-shopped-wife-stole-elderly/story-15942782-detail/story.html

The brothers in tears in court because they were jailed after they severely assaulted and attempted to run over a security guard who tried to prevent them from breaking into a building

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/Brothers-dock-jailed-Hull-University-security/story-15943494-detail/story.html

The man in a six year "relationship" with a life size doll named Alice who claimed that he only watched child porn with her to decide what positions to put her in. He's now left Alice for a twelve inch doll because she's easier to transport.

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/Man-caught-child-porn-relationship-life-sized/story-15874103-detail/story.html

And my personal favourite, "Sex-ban asylum seeker tried to sue for £750 over denial of "human right" to a mixed cell at Hull prison."

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/Sex-ban-asylum-seeker-tried-sue-750m-denial-human/story-15723437-detail/story.html

And that's only a selection.

Hull, all human life is there (but the paper concentrates on the pond life).

jaded said...

15.23-hilarious.
Got anything constructive to say?

Kevin said...

The judge's comment "I am just persuaded I can suspend that sentence" is rather worrying. The way I read that is that the judge wanted to suspend the sentence and found a way to do so, not that he was persuaded that he ought to do so in the interests of justice.

JuliaM said...

"Just envisage the resultant carnage had police mistaken the air rifle for a table leg."

If they'd turned up and slotted him, it'd have been his own fault.

And we wouldn't have lost anything, I suspect.

"You missed some cracking stories in the paper"

Actually, I have two of those bookmarked for future posts! I'll add the other two as well.

"Hull, all human life is there (but the paper concentrates on the pond life)."

It used to be said 'From Hull, Hell and Halifax, Good Lord deliver us!'.

I think I'll take my chances with Hell or Halifax. But Hull..!

"The way I read that is that the judge wanted to suspend the sentence and found a way to do so, not that he was persuaded that he ought to do so in the interests of justice."

It does have an air of desperation about it, indeed.

Anonymouslemming said...

"slotted him" ? Now I'm curious about where you grew up, because I haven't heard that phrase in a while :)

Of course, I've not served in an armed career since leaving Africa, so maybe it's common over here too.

Anonymous said...

Anonymouslemming

Are you calling JuliaM common?