Oh my god, they’re the size of elephants*!
More than a dozen setts of giant badgers have left families in a quiet Midland cul de sac fearing for their homes after digging up gardens and threatening building foundations.Hmmmm…..
The badgers have caused havoc in one residential street where the boundary walls were formed from a natural sandstone cliff and they have dug holes large enough for grown men to climb through.
Another said that the animals, part of the weasel family…Oh, blimey! The work experience lad is on Wiki again…
… have left his garden looking like a bomb site and he is now worried they might tunnel through the structures of his house.And to think we spent all that money on that Channel Tunnel digger!
Dudley Council leader Les Jones said a badger unit had been set up to look at the problem.Well, of course!
* inset(t) images may not be to scale