Southend’s councillors hold the key to the future of a disused studio building at the centre of rival bids to turn it into an “alternative school”, or an Islamic centre.Ye gods! Hippy kids or Islamowhackjobs? What a choice…
One of the bidders is the Muslim charity which ran an Islamic centre in a Westcliff bungalow for four years without planning permission.
The other group wants to reopen the building as the One Love Centre, housing an Epic Quest “alternative school”, which would share music and dance facilities with the public outside lesson times.*shudders*
Southend Council will consider both applications in the coming months, and could approve one, both or neither.Might I suggest a fourth option? There’s still the Dale Farm hangers-on to house, after all…
*evil grin*
5 comments:
Superb! Thanks for pointing this one out.
I like the Dale Farm option, but couldn't they just get a market valuation, and auction it off with permission for residential dwelling[s]?
And the term 'Islamic centre' is just a euphemism for mosque as we all know.
Or better yet, just run a bulldozer through it and turn it into a 'nice' place for travelers.
How about all three. Together. Religion of Peace. Hippies. Travellers. Then livestream it. (Please! Please!)
That would be better than Big Brother, but think of their spawn. New age travellers in homicide vests.
"And the term 'Islamic centre' is just a euphemism for mosque as we all know."
Indeed.
"How about all three. Together. Religion of Peace. Hippies. Travellers. Then livestream it. (Please! Please!)"
Channel 4 would certainly snap up the broadcast rights!
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