The King of Southend says... I can understand people in Morrisons or Tesco needing to carry guns to protect themselves but not Waitrose.
I blame the Waitrose essentials range for attracting low quality people.ROFL!
*I know the year’s not over yet, but c’mon…
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I wonder if he is related to the mother of a friend who, over the dinner-table some years ago, deplored the fact that the checkout girl who served her had a large love-bite visible on her neck:
"One might expect that kind of thing in Tesco or Asda, of course, but this was Marks and Spencer's!"
Lady Penelope's Summer tip:
Austere times demand economies. One's gamekeeper will market deer, pheasant and partridge but never delegate Waitrose shopping to armed staff.
Overheard near Morrisons, which used t be a Safeway; "... and they've replaced the olive counter with a pie stall.".
"...deplored the fact that the checkout girl who served her had a large love-bite visible on her neck:"
Well, quite!
"Overheard near Morrisons, which used t be a Safeway; "... and they've replaced the olive counter with a pie stall."."
:D
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