Sunday 17 May 2015

Gritty New Urban Remake Of 'Cinderella' Looks Promising...


Oo-er!

8 comments:

MTG said...

It's really no big deal, JuliaM. Body parts litter our streets...trophies and keepsakes brought back from Syria by our jihadi neighbours.

Huddersfield plod should get out more.

Anonymous said...

"Oh, grandmama, what have you done with your other ear?"
"All the better to hang out with the Hood, my dear!"

andy5759 said...

Allo allo, wot's goin on, ear? We haven't had many human body parts left around here for a while. There was quite a spate of chicken heads left outside the Magistrates' Court, though.

Ted Treen said...

For its owner, just seek a man whose eyesight has suddenly improved; evidenced by the fact that he no longer wears his glasses.

AndrewWS said...

Reminds me of "Blue Velvet".

Furor Teutonicus said...

They caught one around here. Cut the hands off the victims.

They found him by checking all the people saving up to open second hand shops.

Anonymous said...

The missing body part, which the Examiner now reports as being found outside Huddersfield Royal Labiaplasty Clinic, was incorrectly identified by police. Sgt McSweeny, who is now charged with holding the 'ear' said he now felt a bit of a twat.

JuliaM said...

"There was quite a spate of chicken heads left outside the Magistrates' Court, though."

Urban foxes..?

"Reminds me of "Blue Velvet"."

What, horses?

Oh, wait. That's 'National Velvet'...

"Sgt McSweeny, who is now charged with holding the 'ear' said he now felt a bit of a twat."

LOL!