You won't see me coming....
It's really no big deal, JuliaM. Body parts litter our streets...trophies and keepsakes brought back from Syria by our jihadi neighbours. Huddersfield plod should get out more.
"Oh, grandmama, what have you done with your other ear?""All the better to hang out with the Hood, my dear!"
Allo allo, wot's goin on, ear? We haven't had many human body parts left around here for a while. There was quite a spate of chicken heads left outside the Magistrates' Court, though.
For its owner, just seek a man whose eyesight has suddenly improved; evidenced by the fact that he no longer wears his glasses.
Reminds me of "Blue Velvet".
They caught one around here. Cut the hands off the victims.They found him by checking all the people saving up to open second hand shops.
The missing body part, which the Examiner now reports as being found outside Huddersfield Royal Labiaplasty Clinic, was incorrectly identified by police. Sgt McSweeny, who is now charged with holding the 'ear' said he now felt a bit of a twat.
"There was quite a spate of chicken heads left outside the Magistrates' Court, though."Urban foxes..?"Reminds me of "Blue Velvet"."What, horses? Oh, wait. That's 'National Velvet'..."Sgt McSweeny, who is now charged with holding the 'ear' said he now felt a bit of a twat."LOL!
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