Friday, 2 November 2018

And What Caused The Judge's Brain Injuries...?

A young mother who sustained severe brain injuries while 'tram surfing' as a teenager has won £485,000 in compensation.
Rebecca Kelly was just 13-years-old when she held onto the outside of a Luas tram in Dublin before falling back and hitting her head on the tracks. Ms Kelly, now 20-years-old, has received a staggering payout from the High Court in Dublin despite admitting the accident was her fault.
I mean, he must have had some...?
Mr Justice Cross approved the settlement and told Ms Kelly it was unnecessary to state she had done a 'silly thing' but commended her for her honesty.
*boggle*

5 comments:

Nemisis Benn said...

And how much will the track sue for as a result of the assault by this person (choosing my words so that I am not accused of "hate crime"!)??

Nemisis

Anonymous said...

I’m sure the taxpayers regret she didn’t go the full Darwin.

Andrew Scarborough said...

How severe is this brain injury? Presumably not sufficiently severe to prevent her being a mother to her child.

Ted Treen said...

So the Irish legal system is as barmy as ours.

JuliaM said...

"So the Irish legal system is as barmy as ours."

Depressing thought, eh?