Ah, Christmas, the time when every public sector website feels the need to give helpful advice on drinking.
Oh. Well, that's new. I wonder if they sell it it Waitrose?
H/T: Robert Hale via email
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Umbongo
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Does anybody - literally anybody - read this public sector dross and think "oh yes, this Christmas/New Year I must drink less and be aware of possible nasties - thank you for reminding me West Mercia Police"?
The Express recently ran a piece on what a PHE approved Xmas dinner would look like. It appears that the MSM have finally caught up and started mocking this stuff.
Can you imagine going up to the barman/barlady on a busy end-of-year evening and saying 'I'm feeling drunker than I should. Can you please do something'?
"Does anybody - literally anybody - read this public sector dross and think..."
Why should they? The ones that write it clearly don't! :D
" It appears that the MSM have finally caught up and started mocking this stuff."
I'd settle for them simply refusing to publicise it. But in the 24/7/365 news cycle, there's little hope of that.
"Can you imagine going up to the barman/barlady on a busy end-of-year evening and saying 'I'm feeling drunker than I should. Can you please do something'?"
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Does anybody - literally anybody - read this public sector dross and think "oh yes, this Christmas/New Year I must drink less and be aware of possible nasties - thank you for reminding me West Mercia Police"?
The woke drones running WMP and those employed (on generous salaries paid by the taxpayer) to write and upload this rubbish consider that the "little people" cannot function without this species of bossy, patronising, de haut en bas shite. After all, although to the rest of us out here it's useless junk, to the senior WMP incompetents it's just another aspect of "Leading beyond Authority".(© Common Purpose).
The Express recently ran a piece on what a PHE approved Xmas dinner would look like. It appears that the MSM have finally caught up and started mocking this stuff.
Can you imagine going up to the barman/barlady on a busy end-of-year evening and saying 'I'm feeling drunker than I should. Can you please do something'?
See alcohol? Sea weed.
"Does anybody - literally anybody - read this public sector dross and think..."
Why should they? The ones that write it clearly don't! :D
" It appears that the MSM have finally caught up and started mocking this stuff."
I'd settle for them simply refusing to publicise it. But in the 24/7/365 news cycle, there's little hope of that.
"Can you imagine going up to the barman/barlady on a busy end-of-year evening and saying 'I'm feeling drunker than I should. Can you please do something'?"
It'd be entertaining to watch!
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