The new farming minister fainted while visiting a refrigerated storage unit full of beef, it has been revealed.Od dear. What was her name?
Stephen Morgan has been on a tour of farms and suppliers since being appointed.
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...he felt ill when stepping into the room filled with shelves of meat from slaughtered cattle at a food processing plant in the Lake District. One local farmer, who knew about the incident, said: “He’d been shown large chunks of beef as well as some steaks but then he felt faint.
“He said something like, ‘I don’t feel too well — I need a moment.’”
But it's OK, he may know sod all about farming, but his background in sociology and politics has made him a master of implausible excuses:
The Portsmouth South MP explained of his wobble: “I felt unwell moving between the extreme heat and cold storage, and I’m grateful to all the staff at Lake District Farmers.
“Hats off to the brilliant people working in these conditions and temperatures to keep the nation fed.”
When's that election? There was someone more incompetent that Starmer after all!
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