It's Not The Music That's The Problem, Is It...?

One man has been stabbed and two others wounded during a music awards ceremony in south-east London, police have said.

Hmm, I wonder just what kind of 'music' they were celebrating? Chamber? Country? Jazz...?

The man was seriously hurt while two others had minor injuries at the Urban Music Awards at the O2 arena.

Ah.

Mike Muller, 38, from London, said there was a lot of confusion and hysteria.

"The company I work for, Intensify Youth, were presenting an award. Our man was just about to go on stage and present the award when this happened.

'Intensify Youth'..? Do we really think that the 'youth' that listen to this kind of music needs intensifying?

"The irony is Intensify Youth is a project that aims to combat knife crime so this is really disappointing."

It'd take a heart of stone, wouldn't it...?