Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Oh, I Think It Puts Food On The Table, All Right...

...way too much of it, frankly:
Mr Chawner said: "What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It's not our fault we can't work. We deserve more."
But perhaps I'm being too hard on them? Perhaps it really is genetic, as they claim?

Oh:
"We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine.

"All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added.
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Yup, now even I'm speechless...

7 comments:

Mummy x said...

Fuck a duck. You gotta love the fatties haven't you. These peeps have go to get with the times, don't they know 'genetics' is a totally out dated excuse. These days it's caused by a virus, oh and climate change, oh and aliens. It has been proven that you cannot get fat from stuffing your face all day long on shitty food.

Angry Exile said...

We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight.

No, seriously that's true. Science has indeed identified a gene that keeps going to the shops, buying shit food and force feeding it to the unfortunate sufferer. It is in fact the only gene that can hold a spoon.

Von Spreuth said...

Have you EVER seen any one with heads so strangely shaped as those three women? I mean outside of a modern "art" gallery, or a museum of the deformed?

WIERD.

Von Brandenburg-Preußen.

Umbongo said...

It makes you proud to be British! The Chawners are truly world-class parasites.

JuliaM said...

"These days it's caused by a virus, oh and climate change, oh and aliens. It has been proven that you cannot get fat from stuffing your face all day long on shitty food."

Lol!

"Science has indeed identified a gene that keeps going to the shops, buying shit food and force feeding it to the unfortunate sufferer..."

ROFLMAO!

"Have you EVER seen any one with heads so strangely shaped as those three women?"

They are odd, aren't they? I'll bet at least that's genetic!

staybryte said...

It reminds me of a sketch from "Naked Video" (the precursor of the mighty Rab. C. Nesbitt)

Scene: Fat woman mumbles in between mouthfuls of cake. "It's nae ma fault I'm fat. I've got a glandular problem. I've got a gland that makes me a greedy bastard..."

Chalcedon said...

They are a bunch of excuse freaks. It's nothing to do with genetics and everything to do with calorie intake and bugger all exercise. Their benefits equate to after taxes a salary of £30K a year. For doing bog all that's not bad.