Kerry Ann Moate, 18, of Samuel Jones Crescent, Little Paxton, Cambridgeshire, made 756 nuisance calls to emergency services in two days.D'oh!
Magistrates at Huntingdon Law Courts heard she was arrested after police traced her phone.
Moate was given a four-month sentence suspended for two years.Her defence tried gamely to introduce a note of sympathy:
The teenager, who will be subject to supervision and mental health orders, was ordered to pay £85 in legal costs.
Kevin Warboys, for the defence, said: "She was in a very low mood and Christmas is always a difficult time for her for historical reasons.I've got to wonder just who that might be...
"She also had long-term frustrations with the police."
He described her as an "isolated individual" who only had "one friend in the world".
H/T: CJ Nerd via email