Sunday 6 May 2012

'Keeping London Calm' - Yr Doin' It Wrong!


Aiieee! We're all gonna die!


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone should tell this lot that Tom Clancy novels are not training manuals

Captain Haddock said...

Surely, the safest answer would be simply to incarcerate all the poison drones (Harman, Cooper, Abbott et al) for the duration of the Londonistan sports days ? ... ;)

Anonymous said...

Aiieee! We're all gonna die!

Sorry, it will just be you and anyone else stupid enough to congregate at a mega arsenal policed by itchy fingered 'It's not fair, Sarge, Mongo got a bigger gun that wot I did' types.

Uncle Badger said...

This really is getting bloody ridiculous, isn't it?

Whatever happened to the calm, phlegmatic Englishman?

Sheik Rattleandroll said...

I am thanking the kind gentleman who suggested this wonderful idea. We had not considered this at all but will now be popping down to our local model shops to buy some radio controlled aircraft.

Demetrius said...

There is a solution to all this. It is to ban the competitors from entry so that the Games can concentrate on the security. All those with tickets can enjoy the hours of queueing and interrogation. It would be much more fun.

Kevin said...

Well, that added to the threat of an imminent 50MT nuclear device detonated by remote martyr just about puts the nail in the coffin of my attendance at the Olympics.

David Duff said...

If there are clouds of white powder over the Olympic stadium it's probably because someone sneezed in the competitors' dressing-room!

ancient + tattered airman said...

Might I suggest to Captain Haddock that he uses the word incinerate in preference to incarcerate?

Captain Haddock said...

@ Uncle Badger ..

"Whatever happened to the calm, phlegmatic Englishman? " ...

Ahh, he was "shot-out" long ago by 13 years of socialist misrule and their pandering to every perceived minority under the sun, plus the ruthless deployment of the "Thought Police" ..

@ A&TM ... I have no problem with that .. ;)

Greencoat said...

There's nothing good about the Olympics.

Come, friendly bombs....

Anonymous said...

So one lot of drones will save us from another lot?

JuliaM said...

"Someone should tell this lot that Tom Clancy novels are not training manuals"

Indeed!

"Surely, the safest answer would be simply to incarcerate all the poison drones (Harman, Cooper, Abbott et al) for the duration of the Londonistan sports days ?"

:D

"This really is getting bloody ridiculous, isn't it?"

As Sheik Rattleandroll points out, it's merely giving them ideas. Well, not 'them' so much, as anyone who wants to draw attention to their barmy little cause.

I wonder if the Occutards could pool enough for a radio-controlled plane?

"If there are clouds of white powder over the Olympic stadium it's probably because someone sneezed in the competitors' dressing-room!"

LOL!

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only person to see the problems attached to arming to defend the olympics.
I suppose the best we can hope for is that the flat-mounted ground to air missiles will accidentally shoot down a typhoon, as it flies over to attack a wrongly-identified A380 inbound to London Heathrow and that the then crashing typhoon will impact upon HMS ocean as it flies marines off to defend against an army of traffic wardens attacking late night shoppers ?

SadButMadLad said...

FUD. That's all it is.

Create an excuse for all the security. Security that costs money and goes to those who make the most noise. No politician is going to say stop being silly because the mob will believe the "experts" and ask the politician why they don't have security to stop the imaginary posionous snakes.

John M said...

There is also serious concern that the alien race inhabiting the planet Klandathu will hurl bug meteors towards the earth once the games have started.

How on earth can someone with such clearly paranoia be put in charge of a security operation?