Sunday, 22 December 2013

The Inevitable Result Of 'Soft Porn' Type Food Adverts?

You know the ones, some sultry minx purring 'This isn't just any joint of lamb'...
A man who was caught masturbating in the meat aisle of a Sainsbury's store has been banned from every supermarket in Britain - unless he is supervised by another adult.
Yes, that rather odd condition again.
The incident put Freitas in breach of a sexual offences prevention order (SOPO) he had been handed for exposure in 2010, which also took place in a supermarket, the court heard.
But was that one a Sainsbury's..?

9 comments:

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

If he'd got his "little gentleman" out in Aldi this morning I suspect there would have been a stampede ...

Desperate housewives? .. well no, more like desperate landwhales.

Anonymous said...

The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose"

Rickie said...

I'm not supervising the dirty little fucker, although i reckon Aldi could well supress his feelings most days.

For fucks sake keep him well clear of John lewis, best looking sales staff and customers by a mile

Top Totty

Meissen Bison said...

The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose"

Yes, but the cover shows a woman with a Sainsbury's basket.

Ugh! Unclean!

blueknight said...

The one piece of meat in the shop that definitely was not halal

DtP said...

Perhaps he was just choking the chicken, beating the meat, thwacking the 1 eyed trouser snake (although that would probably be an err..specialist outlet).

Anonymous said...

Those meat aisles eh? Minxes.....ooooooh!

Ed P said...

Poor fellow, he just wanted to meat someone

JuliaM said...

"The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose""

*boggle*

"The one piece of meat in the shop that definitely was not halal"

LOL!