Wednesday, 6 November 2024

If It’s That Easy For Them To Do, Maybe You’re Not As Good As You Think You Are?

"A modern classic by Keira Knightley" reads the provisional cover of the actor’s debut children’s book, I Love You Just the Same. Set to be published next October, the 80-page volume, written and illustrated by Knightley, is about a girl navigating the changing dynamics that come with the arrival of a sibling. The Pirates of the Caribbean star is the latest in a long list of celebrities to have turned to writing children’s books. McFly’s Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter have been hovering at the top of the bestseller chart since the publication last month of their latest book The Dinosaur that Pooped Halloween!. Earlier in the year, David Walliams dominated with his newest book Astrochimp. The entertainer has sold 25m copies of his children’s titles in the UK alone, according to Nielsen BookData.

And? So what? Well, it seems there's a big upwelling of jealousy... 

These celebrities do not need any more money or exposure, but plenty of genuine writers do,” says the author, poet and performer Joshua Seigal. When news broke of Knightley’s book deal, authors expressed frustrations online; in one viral tweet, the writer Charlotte Levin joked about deciding to become a film star.

Well, go for it, girl!  

Authors say that stars wading into children’s publishing discredits the efforts and talents of non-celebrity authors. “Writing for children is an art,” says Seigal. “It requires skill, practice and discipline. I work really hard on my art, and it’s quite galling that people seem to think it is something that’s easy to do.

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But they are producing something the audience wants. If you aren't, maybe the fault is within you. 

“Before landing a publishing deal, I had sent over 180 queries across three manuscripts over four years,” says the author James A Lyons. “Non-celebrities face hundreds of rejections and ghosting, and not a fast-tracked ticket to the front of the queue.”

Writing is a business. Give the audience what they want is the key to success. It seems that this is indeed what they want. Crying about it isn't going to help.

5 comments:

Peter MacFarlane said...

"Give the audience what they want" - which in this case is some "celebrity" name on the cover.

I have some sympathy for the professional (would-be) authors, but they need to understand what's being sold here, and it is not twee little stories for children.

Bucko said...

Remember Martine McCutcheon? She was an acrtess in Eastenders, then went on to have a musical career.
She complained that she tried writing songs before her acting career, but got nowhere.
Her songs were garbage, before and after. She only made it because she was already famous
Adidas sell over priced trainers because of the name, not the quality

Stonyground said...

My daughter has a real job but is also a writer on the side and has written several novels. She has been paid for her writing, she has done theatre reviews for an online magazine, that kind of thing. She is very pragmatic about the fact that celebs can get their books published and said books selling well due to the public knowing who the author is.

Stonyground said...

https://hullisthis.news/theatre-review-the-railway-children/

JuliaM said...

"but they need to understand what's being sold here, and it is not twee little stories for children."

Spot on!

"Her songs were garbage, before and after. She only made it because she was already famous"

Yes!

"She is very pragmatic about the fact that celebs can get their books published and said books selling well due to the public knowing who the author is."

If only they cared more about the quality of the writing...

"https://hullisthis.news/theatre-review-the-railway-children/"

That looks really good!