Thursday, 17 October 2013

Long On Rhetoric, Short On Detail…

David Madden (assistant professor in the Department of Sociology and the Cities Programme at the London School of Economics) rages against ‘gentrification’:
When gentrification is criticized these days, it tends to be done in terms that muddle the issues. The least useful way to criticize gentrification is to obsess about an area's character, coolness, or even worse, "grit". Lamenting the proliferation of cupcakes and cappuccino is a staple of reporting on places like Williamsburg or Dalston. But this kind of story reduces something that's all about inequality to middle-class agonizing over authenticity.
It also makes it rather amusing to read, but never mind. I'm sure you've got a serious point to make, haven't you?
The leading myth is that the only possibilities for neighborhoods are gentrification or urban decay. Well-meaning liberals sometimes think cities face a choice between the bad days of the past and a gentrified future. Urban theorists invoke this same theme with the idea of the city as a ceaselessly changing organism that can either gentrify or stagnate. But these are all deeply misleading arguments, because they offer a false choice. No serious critic of gentrification wants to maintain the status quo. Instead of either gentrification or decay, cities could push for more equal distribution of resources and more democratic decision-making.
Ah. I suspect this is the new dictionary definition of 'more democratic', which actually means that the people who pay for this and drive the changes should get less of a say. And I'm not wrong, as it turn out...
Another myth is that gentrification actually trickles down to help everyone. Evangelists for elite-dominated urbanism sometimes argue, as New York's mayor Michael Bloomberg did recently, that attracting the super-rich is the best way to help those city-dwellers he quaintly calls "those who are less fortunate". But the trickle-down argument for gentrification ignores the fact that the "very fortunate" invariably seek to bend municipal priorities and local land uses towards their own needs, usually to the detriment of their less powerful neighbors.
Yup, thought so. This is a man intent on spending other people's money on other people.
Probably the most damaging myth about gentrification is that nothing can be done about it beyond wrangling a few tokenistic concessions from big developers. But gentrification is not an unstoppable force. It's true that it has its roots in political-economic processes – the commodification of housing, the neoliberal transformation of the state and the growth of economic inequality – that require action at large scales. But there are many policies which, even in the short term, would produce a more democratic and egalitarian city: more and better public housing, rent control and regulation, community control of neighborhood space, expanding social welfare, strengthening progressive labor unions, and empowering social movements that embody the political ambitions of the urban working classes and poor.
Did he leave anything out of the Big Socialist Wishlist there?
Even today, it's not too late to unforeclose urban politics and build an alternative to the city of gentrification and inequality. The opposite of gentrification isn't urban decay; it's the democratization of urban space.
Chalk another one up for that new dictionary.

I Think This Might Be 'A Clue' As To Why...

Lorraine Sutton, who owns the Duke’s Head pub in the village, said: “I played on that land as a child and for the past 16 years we’ve walked there with no problems.
“Kids play football there and build camps - it’s quite social, with dog walkers and mums meeting up there.
“Now it looks like the farmer’s just ripped the land up in an angry temper.
Gosh. Yes. I wonder why...
“It’s a great shame.”
And also a great chance for some angry hyperbole:
"...the hole is right by the football goalposts - a child is going to fall down it, and dog walkers are afraid to let their dogs off."
It's fair to say it's not exactly the biggest hole I've ever seen. It's not going to rate highly on Mark Wadsworth's collection of sinkholes. In fact, I'm pretty sure my garden pond's deeper!

So why anyone should worry about a child falling in when it isn't even full of water, god only knows...

And....why would people be afraid to let their dogs off? Has the farmer installed a Sarlacc at the bottom, or something?
“There’s no kind of barrier and no signs,” Stephen Hocking of Station Road added.
/facepalm

One for Leg-Iron's collection, there...

Another One For That New Dictionary I’m Compiling…

A youth worker and reformed armed robber who filmed a TV show about turning his back on crime faces jail for a vicious attack on his ex-girlfriend.
Luke Sewell, 24, of Lower Coombe Road, South Croydon, punched and kicked the 20-year-old in sustained assault in the early hours of March 15 after a row broke out about him cheating on her.
Perhaps they think 'reformed' means simply that he hasn't committed any more armed robberies. Yet.
He will be sentenced on October 23. Magistrates told him a custodial sentence will be considered.
For all of, ooooh, five minutes?

Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Art For Art's Sake: Kenworthy

One of my favourite London attractions, when driving (or more likely being driven) through was always this, Jonathan Kenworthy's superb 'The Leopard':


Photo by 'Ham'. And I always noticed...!

A splendid example of Kenworthy's animal sculpture, a sculptor of whom I've always been an admirer. 

Commissioned for Wates, he stood in the heart of the City, and was superbly set amongst tropical plantings in a little square in Friday Street, just by Mansion House Tube Station, which probably (thanks to all the road 'improvements') is now hell to drive, but my father always loved to cut through the city on the way south of the river in those days, so we often passed him.

I took a side-trip once on a day out in London, just to photograph him. Sadly, that was long before digital, so his portrait is probably in the loft somewhere, and not on my PC! This photo appears courtesy of the 'London Daily Photo' website. He was even listed on the 'London Attractions' webpage, and still is, despite no longer being there.

Sadly, in 2009, he was moved to Leatherhead. A virtual trip to the old site via Google Maps showed me nothing I even recognised, so I suppose redevelopment saw his removal. London's loss is truly Leatherhead's gain.

If a business trip ever takes me that way (unlikely in my current job, but still more likely than a leisure trip!), I must spare the time to look him up.

"And A Pony, Don't Forget The Pony!"

Support from families living outside the borough could ebb away from Blackburn’s proposed £13.5million swimming and leisure complex
Oh?
… because the pool will no longer have a wave machine.
I...

I just...

*speechless*
Ten families who live outside Blackburn with Darwen responded to an exhibition at the 26-year-old Waves Water Fun Centre by saying that the loss of the wave machine meant they would no longer go there for a swim.
So don't go. Job done!
Tory group leader Mike Lee responded to the complaints by telling borough Leisure boss Damian Talbot to ensure the fun element of the new complex was enough to attract out-of-town families to come to Blackburn not just to swim but shop and spend money.
They are going to have to spend a lot to recoup the £8.5 million grant the council’s giving the leisure centre to get it built!

Chalk Another One Up For Darwin...

A story that will no doubt have Longrider or Richard wincing:
The minicab driver, of Hillfield Avenue, Colindale, had taken out the bike, which he was looking to buy from a neighbour, despite having no training or insurance.
The inquest heard how earlier that day, Mr Mohyuddin had taken his close friend Umair Tahir to inspect the bike at his neighbour’s home.
In a statement read to the court, Mr Tahir described how Mr Mohyuddin had stalled the bike “about seven times” in an attempt to get it from the garden to the front of the house before he set off.
 /facepalm
Mr Tahir said he stood chatting with the neighbour after Mr Mohyuddin set off and became worried when an ambulance rushed past them ten minutes later.
Mr Tahir isn't the brightest of sparks either, it would seem...
The accident prompted Mr Mohyuddin’s friend, Sachin Patel, to gather a road safety petition calling for yellow lines to prevent cars parking on the corner and creating a blind bend.
Oh, wait! So maybe it wasn't his fault that he died after all, despite the lack of training and the speed and the power of the unfamiliar bi...
A witness in an on-coming car said the bike went into a wobble as Mr Mohyuddin came around a bend where Hillfield Road becomes Crossway, before it shot across the road and into the wall.
Ah. OK. Never mind...

Two Forces...? Two!?!

The springer spaniel, which was carrying an injury, had unwittingly wondered (sic) onto the Bailey Bridge in Walton on Trent, and with police concerned for both the safety of the animal and passing motorists, sealed off the bridge.
But what may at first glance have seemed like a problem that would be quickly sorted, it was more than an hour before traffic was allowed to pass over the bridge again, with officers struggling to lure the dog from under a van, while awaiting the arrival of a warden to take it away.
/facepalm
A member of staff at the White Swan pub, in Main Street, who asked not to be named, said: “There was police everywhere and cars were being made to turn around.
“No-one seemed to know what was going on.” Rumours began to circulate on social network sites of a major incident in the sleepy village due to the length of time officers were at the scene.
Well, quite!
Derbyshire Police put the delay down to the fact that officers don’t deal with dogs, instead having to wait for a warden to arrive.
I...

I just...
Staffordshire Police was on the scene directing traffic as the dog had ended up stuck under a van.”
Because no-one had a spare doughnut to tempt it out? I suppose we should at least be thankful they didn't deal with it as they did in Gloucester.
The bridge was finally reopened at 6.20pm after the dog was collected by the warden.
And if it'd been out of hours, I suppose it'd have been closed all night?

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Nothing ‘Controversial’ About This…

An employee at a zoo in the US state of Oklahoma who came close to losing her arm after she stuck it in a tiger enclosure has been reprimanded by her boss.
 Seems a bit harsh...until you read the full story:
Joe Schreibvogel, owner of the Garold Wayne Interactive Zoological Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma told the Mail Online that the employee, who has not been named, was 'at fault' when she was attacked after placing her left arm inside the 400lb tiger's cage on Saturday morning.
“She pulled her own arm out. The tiger didn't maul her. The tiger was in his cage, and she violated his space by sticking her arm into his space,” said Mr Schreibvogel, before adding that the park has a strict rule against introducing any body part into a wild animal enclosure.
And the risk of losing body parts is why those rules exist.
He said the tiger, a 14-year old mixed breed (sic) that he had rescued, would not be put down because “it was not the tiger's fault” . There was “no other way of avoiding this [incident] other than handcuffing my employees' hands behind their backs... I can't babysit them,” he added.
And no amount of training and warning will ever prevent your employees taking it into their heads to ignore that and do something stupid (and then often expecting you to compensate them for their stupidity).
This is not the first time that the zoo and it's eccentric owner, who has been known to wear sparkly clothing while posing with the wild cats, have been mired in controversy.
It’s considered ‘controversial’ now that a boss might be annoyed that an employee has disregarded vital health and safety instructions and been injured as a result?

Let's Hear From The People Of Perpetual Victimhood Yet Again, Shall We?

High-profile terror attacks and the brutal murder of soldier Lee Rigby have left Muslims in Bristol feeling
Oh, what? You thought we were talking about Scousers..? ;)
more vulnerable than at any time in the last 50 years.
They're feeling 'vulnerable'?!?
According to long-time community leader and former politician Abdul Malik, the city’s fast-growing Muslim population feels under siege.
And the fact that it's 'fast-growing' isn't supposed to make anyone else feel equally under siege, I suppose..?

That Dictionary's Getting Bigger Everyday...

Mr Jackson said Johnstone had a 'reasonable income' from benefit payments and could afford to make restitution.
*speechless*
Sheriff John Rafferty criticised Johnstone for not contacting Mr Jackson.
He said: 'It seems to me he’s not beyond communicating with if he wants to get in touch with you.
'A soul and conscience certificate should have been available for today because this has not come as any great surprise to him.
'It’s only because I can see huge practical difficulties with him being apprehended by the police that I’ll not grant a warrant in this case.'
Sentencing was deferred for a further two weeks.
Well, we could get the experts in, I suppose...