Thursday, 5 June 2008

I Can Haz Glacier Mint...?

Just wait for people to claim this as evidence of global warming:
The first polar bear to swim to Iceland in 15 years has been shot dead by police, sparking an angry row about whether it should have been spared.
Predictably, the animal rights lunatics are quick to castigate the police for not wishing to take chances with a hungry 551lb predator:
"No one was justified in taking the life of the polar bear...

The Minister of the Environment should be fired and/or severely reprimanded. This country has no reverence for what is right. I live here and see and read each day how “environmental” you really are...

Polar bears have been coming to Iceland for a while, so to tell the public you had no tranquilizers to use is ridiculous.

The policeman, hunters (that were hoping to get the chance to shoot yesterday), and Minister of the Environment should hang their heads in shame!

I wonder what Leonardo DiCaprio is thinking of this country now or better yet… Al Gore.

Mary Donofrio"
Gosh, Mary, I don't know. I suspect they are jetting round the globe or relaxing in their mansions, and so are a little too busy to come to the phone right now...

7 comments:

Dave Hill said...

Hi there. Nice to meet you. Isn't the new Cif clever?

JuliaM said...

Nice to see you too.

It's a great improvement! Particularly the new 'profiles' option... ;)

It seems to be running a liitle slow at times today, but that's inevitable with a new format introduction.

DJ said...

You have to feel for the polar bear though - after swimming all that way I bet he dragged himself onto the beach thinking 'Finally, dry land, now I'm safe at las....

JuliaM said...

:D

Anonymous said...

Some people might think you are a bit psychopathic. What d'you reckon ?

TT

JuliaM said...

"Some people might think you are a bit psychopathic. What d'you reckon ?"

Good morning, Total Twat! You planning any holidays to Iceland...?

I ask, because it's really cold there, and I've got this big white fur coat I'd be happy to lend you. I get so concerned, you see...

Longrider said...

"Some people might think you are a bit psychopathic. What d'you reckon ?"

Some people might suggest that attempting to make a psychological evaluation based upon reading blog postings is pretty stupid. What d'you reckon?