You’d Need A Heart Of Stone…

…not to laugh:

A driver had his car stolen by a crash victim when he stopped to help at the scene of an accident in Somerset.

The profession of this trusting chap…?

Magistrate:

Mr Chard, from Midsomer Norton, said he was "absolutely shocked".

You’d think someone who lived in Midsomer Anything wouldn’t be quite so gullible, let alone a magistrate. The place is filled with murderers, after all….

An Avon and Somerset police spokesman said motorists were advised to remove their keys when leaving their vehicles at all times.

Mr Chard admitted: "I must say, I'm so careful, I'm always telling my wife not to leave her keys in the ignition and then I turn round and do it myself."