Friday, 17 February 2012

I Suppose It’s Only Good Fortune He Didn’t Eat Them…

An obese man said to have intimidated three women with his size as he molested them has been spared a jail sentence.

A judge told Philip Cook, who struggled to walk into the dock at Maidstone Crown Court, that it was "a very close run thing" between sending him immediately into custody or imposing a community order.
How’d he manage to catch them?
Cook, of Maidstone Road, Rochester, was said to suffer from Prader-willi syndrome. Symptoms include over-eating, poor sexual development and learning difficulties.
And an inbuilt ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ card.

6 comments:

Roue le Jour said...

I think he may have been misdiagnosed. It sounds more like Billi-Buntre syndrome to me.

Tubs said...

"You must keep him out of prison. We haven't got a cell big enough and it will cost a fortune to feed him."

Woman on a Raft said...

The picture editor scores double points for the standard photo on this story.

Richard said...

A Prada willy? Is that like a posh cock?

blueknight said...

Symptoms include over eating and poor sexual development.
Can't help thinking that if he had tried to 'get it on'with anyone, the recipient would be bound to say 'Thanks for the tip'

JuliaM said...

"The picture editor scores double points for the standard photo on this story."

Scales! How, ummm, Freudian... ;)