Thursday, 12 June 2014

"And Also, M'Lud, Please Take Into Account The Fact He's A Ginger...""

Michael Clare, defending, said Brown, who suffers from learning difficulties and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, pleaded guilty and had been a 'stupid boy'.
Mr Clare said it was 'far removed from the sort of thing' that was 'politically motivated' or something that was 'criminally sophisticated'.
He said: 'It's a childish immature prank by someone who is seriously academically challenged.'
Having grown up under Blair's 'Education, education, education' policy, is anyone surprised?

5 comments:

Lynne at Counting Cats said...

Stupid boy? Are they seriously suggesting the moron has sufficient grey matter to aspire to Pike's lofty league?

Anonymous said...

He also grew up under the psychological disorder manufacturing industry. In the past he would have been a dim undisciplined blight on society, now he's a victim.

allcoppedout said...

Be fair people - he fessed up. This is a rare moment amongst our pampered criminal classes and police officers going 'no comment' in interview under caution.

Furor Teutonicus said...

xx Luke Brown, 18, called 999 and claimed a bomb was set to go off at a shopping centre in Norwich xx

That's o.k, it would probably cause a million quids worth of improvements.

JuliaM said...

"He also grew up under the psychological disorder manufacturing industry. "

Good point!

"Be fair people - he fessed up. This is a rare moment amongst our pampered criminal classes..."

Not once their brief has told them it counts towards a lesser sentence, surely?