Thursday, 5 June 2014

Crying …. With…. Laughter!

Mohammed Shakeel had been trapped between two vehicles and screaming in pain before he managed to pull himself up to seek refuge on top of his Toyota.
The violence, on Perth Street, Accrington, erupted in front of his family, who he had been driving home from the mosque.
Ahhh, the Religion of Peace again…
The defendant hit himself in the face with the weapon in his attempts to strike Mr Shakeel, Burnley Crown Court was told.
Ah, if only we had YouTube footage..!

4 comments:

Rightwinggit said...

"hit himself in the face with the weapon"

Since when does a muslim walk into a bar?

Trevor said...

Are we sure they weren't filming a retro 70s-style comedy? Curry on Cudgelling?

Anonymous said...

Bunny

As I seem to remember it from my church going days and my catholic upbringing, we didn't have rival gangs of catholics and protestants beating the living crap out of each other on the way home from church. Having a pint yes, violence no, aren't we lucky to have this cultural enrichment.

JuliaM said...

"Since when does a muslim walk into a bar?"

:D

" Having a pint yes, violence no, aren't we lucky to have this cultural enrichment."

I'm not sure 'lucky' is the term I'd choose...