A Londoner accused of leaving crack cocaine and cannabis in a Pinehurst shop claimed the drugs were not his...Oh, sure, that old chestnut.
...as he had robbed them from a dealer.Oh. Well, that's different!
The 38-year-old Brit from Richmond-upon-Thames, who joked he was from Jamaica when asked his nationality by a court clerk, told JPs as he was marched from the dock: “12 weeks? That’s nothing. That’s a swim in the ocean.”Perhaps that's what he should have been sentenced to...?
Randall declined the services of a duty solicitor, instead opting to represent himself.And he did indeed have a fool for a client!
By admitting to the drugs and assault offences, Randall automatically activated an eight week suspended sentence given last November for a stalking offence.He sounds quite a bit like this chap.
H/T: wiggia via email