Wednesday 4 September 2019

Scared Of The Competition..?

News Shopper understands a "prostitute" may be servicing clients in the same building where reporters work.
That's handy!
Building management of Press House in Petts Wood, which contains flats and offices, has warned residents that "unsavoury characters" may be seeking the services of a sex worker.
On Thursday morning (August 15), a "shifty-looking" man was sitting in the lobby as News Shopper reporter Jess Taylor walked into the building.
The news comes to you now, Jess! No need to go out and find it!

6 comments:

Lord T said...

With all those reporters there how could they identify another unsavoury character and what they mean is there is another prostitute in the building. Although the difference is this new one doesn't sell her soul.

PJH said...

"... Petts Wood ..."

Mr. Saunders to the white courtesy phone... Paging Mr. Finbar Saunders...

DJ said...

Sounds like someone is just setting up a bit of plausible deniability. She's preparing for the time someone mentions that she has been seen walking into the News Shopper HQ and asks how long she's been a journalist. She'll be able to claim to be a hooker to avoid embarrassment.

Old Peculier said...

A "shifty looking man"? Really Jess, that's no way to talk about your editor;)

staybryte said...

You've all beaten me to it with comments about media whores and shifty characters :-)

JuliaM said...

"With all those reporters there how could they identify another unsavoury character..."

No hat with a little 'Press' ticket in it? ;)

"Paging Mr. Finbar Saunders..."

:D

"Sounds like someone is just setting up a bit of plausible deniability."

ROFL!

"You've all beaten me to it with comments about media whores and shifty characters :-)"

You've got to get up early around here... ;)