Thursday 26 November 2020

Are There Aliens In Scotland, Then..?

Lennon said: “This will make a massive difference to the lives of women and girls and everyone who menstruates.”
Because you were covered by the first two, as outside of them, no-one else menstruates.
The scheme, which is estimated to cost about £8.7m a year, will not be means-tested.

Nail technicians and hairdressers will be rejoicing, while the Scottish taxpayer looks sadly at his or her pay packet... 

Lennon said that campaigners across the world had been watching progress in Scotland very closely. “It’s an important message in the middle of a global pandemic that we can still put the rights of women and girls high up the political agenda.”

Just 'women and girls'..? Make up your mind! 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...as outside of them, no-one else menstruates."

You're forgetting Rainbow Plod?

Robert the Biker said...

Well, you decided that we must love the degenerates, the chicks-with-dicks and all the other flotsam of our new gender bent society. Of you go, explain to your little girl as to why its so "wonderful" that she couldnt win a sports trophy because her opponent was a six foot two unshaven arsehole in a dress that she wasnt allowed to complain about. What you tolerate, you get more of.

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, I know (or have known) some men who are right feckin' bleeders!

Anonymous said...

Although they don't menstruate, a fairly large number of the more promiscuous homosexual men use tampons and sanitary pads to stop from sh*tting themselves as their sphincter muscles stretch from over use and they lose the ability to hold the faeces in, so I assume it won't only be women and girls taking advantage of this offer. It should make shop checkouts fairly interesting.
Penseivat

Sgt Albert Hall said...

FFS Penseivat, I was just eating my breakfast!

Anonymous said...

If only it was the Scots taxpayer looking at their payment in dismay. I have no problem with what the Scots have done but let's be clear, most of the free things they vote for themselves are paid for by the English tax payer. Last time I looked we were spending about £40 per week per person more on the Scots than we do on the English. And they want independence talk about turkeys voting for Christmas or what?

JuliaM said...

"What you tolerate, you get more of."

Spot on!

"It should make shop checkouts fairly interesting."

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"...but let's be clear, most of the free things they vote for themselves are paid for by the English tax payer. "

Another good point... *sighs*