Friday, 2 October 2009

"...had the defendant accepted her criminality..."

I'm beginning to think Shakespeare had a time machine, and met Julie Reilly, CPS lawyer, as inspiration for when he penned his famous line:
Julie Reilly, prosecuting, told magistrates: 'Some time has been spent dealing with this matter before the start of proceedings.

'This defendant lives five doors away from a neighbour whose daughter is the boyfriend of the complainant.

'On May 12 he says he was playing football in the street when there was an incident between himself and the defendant.

'The police were called and had the defendant accepted her criminality in prodding the aggrieved in the chest there and then this could well have been dealt with in a different way.'
Perhaps 71 year old disabled war widow Renate Bowling didn't feel she was the criminal here, Julie?

Amazing how the police turned out so fast too, isn't it?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got lost at his bit and could not carry on....

...a neighbour whose daughter is the boyfriend of the complainant...

WTF is that all about?

JuliaM said...

I'm hoping it was just a typo, but, well, this is the Noughties...

Angry Exile said...

No typo, just The Mainly Fail ;-)

Seriously, I couldn't bring myself to have a big pop at the prosecuting barrister here. Their job is to ignore the emotive bits and simply to be the advocate for the CPS case and argue it to the best of their ability, just the same as they have to do when they defend someone they privately believe to be guilty as hell. Yes, in a way it must kind of like a hooker whispering to her client that he's the best she's had - a little bullshit is part of the job they're paid to do. But I do think the police and CPS deserve some serious stick for arresting and charging the poor old dear in the first place. An easy arrest with an almost guaranteed result for the clear up figures might have been just too hard to resist.

Pavlov's Cat said...

Originally Mrs Bowling had intended to deny the offence but after a long deliberation between the Crown Prosecution Service and her defence, Mrs Bowling admitted the charge of assault.

Yes it porably is easier to browbeat a 71 year old who actuallu knows the difference between right and wrong with your double-speak. Than try and explain it to some scrote who has no idea of either concept.

And WTF was her defence brief doing, they should have taken it to a jury, none would convict. He/she was either bullied/ threatened themselves or is hoping for a job in the CPS at some stage.

JuliaM said...

"Seriously, I couldn't bring myself to have a big pop at the prosecuting barrister here. Their job is to ignore the emotive bits and simply to be the advocate for the CPS case and argue it to the best of their ability.."

Oh, I know. But I can't help thinking that Ms Reilly's parents can't be too proud of their daughter's employment choice on reading that quote in the newspapers...

"Yes it porably is easier to browbeat a 71 year old who actuallu knows the difference between right and wrong with your double-speak. Than try and explain it to some scrote who has no idea of either concept."

Perhaps we should stop recruiting the lazy and cowardly to the police force?