A man called Stephen Morgan has been charged with criminal damage to two hamburgers worth £5 after becoming involved in an alleged doorstep dispute with a fast food firm.Say what…?
Morgan, 31, was arrested and taken from his home in handcuffs at the weekend after his family's order with their local pizza parlour in Loughor, near Swansea, arrived minus two burgers.I thought the police had priorities?
A dispute is alleged to have started with a delivery man who came to the house later, and £15 compensation was eventually paid out, he claims.Wow! Nice one! The people of Loughor can sleep safe in their beds tonight…
What follows remains unclear, however police visited the address later that evening and arrested Mr Morgan on suspicion of robbery.
Sure you didn’t need the force helicopter, just in case?
Update: Angry Exile suggests the culprit may look like this: