Tuesday 6 October 2009

Zoology FAIL!

A spokesman for Croydon Council said: “Our award-winning parks support a wide variety of wildlife and we are always delighted to hear that they are attracting rarer species too.
An albino animal isn't a different species, idiot, and there's nothing rare about squirrels!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Minor errors from the Croydon spokesman and yourself, Julia.

He forgot the word subspecies and you forgot that nobody fails A level Zoology.

JuliaM said...

Albinos aren't different subspecies either; they are the same animal.

But point taken on the current situation with exams.. ;)

Quiet_Man said...

A so good to see that education, education, education has taken root in Croydon.

Von Spreuth. said...

Quiet_Man said...

A so good to see that education, education, education has taken root in Croydon.


Ahhh, and there was me mixing their soundbites up.

I thought it was "Tough on education. Tough on the CAUSES of education".

Or was that the OTHER "Labour party" run by Cameroon?

Silly me.

Anonymous said...

Unmöglich for anyone to follow that, dear Von Spreuth.

Vetnurse said...

What a horrendous case off racism no doubt about it. I feel that a strong complaint under the racial laws needs to be made over this.

All the "dark" squirrels are being are being shot as vermin.
The white squirrel is being protected, declared rare and looked on favourably.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but what's a "senior compliance assistant"?

That's the job title of the person who spotted this white squirrel.

JuliaM said...

"All the "dark" squirrels are being are being shot as vermin.
The white squirrel is being protected, declared rare and looked on favourably."


Heh!

"Yes, but what's a "senior compliance assistant"?"

I'll bet its either something to do with parking, or smoking - perhaps the Croydon equivalent of the Tobacco Control Officer...