A woman lawyer conned a dying millionaire out of well over £90,000 and put his blind wife in a nursing home while she lived in luxury on their money.Still, she spent wisely:
She paid private school fees for her two children, settled debts of £60,000 and bought a £37,000 Audi Avant A4 car, a £6,000 Chihuahua dog and a pedigree cat.Breast reduction surgery..?
The day after her arrest she spent more than £5,000 on breast reduction surgery.
I dunno, would you look at that face in the mirror and think, 'Hmm, yes, breast reduction surgery! That's what I need above all!'..?
She can't even claim to have 'inner beauty', can she?
Mark Nicholls, defending, said Hyland had run up debts while training to become a solicitor.A vulture? Hardly. They serve a useful purpose...
He added: 'She has been painted as being a vulture but she is extremely remorseful and has referred to this as being a day of relief'.
Of course, the Victimhood Poker card was played at her hearing:
She appeared in court in a wheelchair yesterday and is understood to have been claiming disability benefits.She was jailed until 2012. So she'll be out in time for the Paralympics, if she gets in enough practice while behind bars...
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A facelift was surely more relevant than breast reduction. Then again, she clearly has a few 'issues' that might require some expensive counselling too.
You know, I try to come up with an incisive and intelligent comment, but all I can think of is:
"Oh, f*ck it - what she said. NEXT!".
She had children? Immaculate conception, was it?
Some reports insist the whale was unqualified. Either way, she got off lightly and the firm escaped the consequences of contributory negligence. A negligence greatly enhanced if the firm knowingly placed someone unqualified and unsupervised in a position to do what the whale did.
The Law Society is satisfied with her apology and has pointed to little credit afforded to her status as a promising, self taught student.
What scum. Come 2012 I hope she gets face cancer and is hit by a bus on the way back from the consultation.
fat slag
full stop
Looks like Brian Glover
"Then again, she clearly has a few 'issues' that might require some expensive counselling too."
And now the taxpayer will foot the bill..
"She had children? Immaculate conception, was it?"
Well, we haven't seen a picture of MR Hyland...
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