Saturday 31 July 2010

Must Order More Popcorn!

A travellers camp has been set up on the official Pride campsite just a week before the festival is due to start.
Will a game of Victimhood Poker sort this all out, or will it be handbags at dawn..?
Mixed messages were given by Sussex Police and Brighton and Hove City Council yesterday, with the police saying a site visit was to be carried out while the council said one had already been carried out on Wednesday.
Whoops! Better get your story straight, chaps!
Judith Manson, from Pride, said organisers were putting their "faith" in the authorities to clear the land.
Heh! Yeah, I'd put that in inverted comments too...

6 comments:

English Viking said...

Bare-knuckle fighting between gyppos and gayboys.

I know which my money is on.

blueknight said...

Bare-knuckle fighting between gyppos and Lesbians.
I know which my money is on.

I've seen Bull Dykes in Brighton that could kick start a jumbo jet....

A cat fight will better entertainment than the event itself.

English Viking said...

Blueknight,

Funny, and true.

I've seen one-eyed gyppos take a beating like you would not believe, and still shake hands with the other guy afterwards.

Really, I'll give you 3-1.

JuliaM said...

"A cat fight will better entertainment than the event itself."

It could hardly be worse!

Curmudgeon said...

I think they should sell tickets...

Anonymous said...

Better get your story straight, chaps!

Gag density. What's not to like?